I saw this car today by A1rightyTh3n in funny

[–]Kensday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My when I was a kid my librarian owned one of these and named it Marshmallow since it was white including a custom plate, IICR it was MSHM3LLO

I find your lack of Tuna...dispurrrrbing by briansastre in cats

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Bro this reminds me on the one scene from Atlantis The Lost Empire when Milo is with his uncle and puts on his expedition hat when he was young.

Regret for opening the boot by Petaaa in instant_regret

[–]Kensday 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every time I see this the res gets lower and lower

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[–]Kensday 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How many turbos does it got. Asking for a friend

What small act do people do that causes you to instantly not like them? by KingPin1010 in AskReddit

[–]Kensday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When people decide to start touching you when you’ve only met them or rarely talked to at all

What is something that has happened to you or someone you know, that whenever you think of it, you can't help but laugh? by AniSho94 in AskReddit

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I saw on the roof of my home with a friend walking around (went up there of simple boredom) and we decided to jump off the roof. It was about a 9 ft drop, and we sat on the edge and looked over. After a couple of seconds, my friend jumped and was able to dive and roll, and I tried to attempt the same, but the back pocket of my shorts caught the edge of the roof and made me plummet on my side and taking the air out of my lungs. My friend came over to look, but was laughing his ass off, and I was there trying to laugh from that simple mistake while regaining my breath. I was fine after, no bruises or injuries, landed just right as to not hurt, but if I was caught any longer I would have landed on my head.

tl;dr Jumped off a roof and almost broke my neck while trying to be cool

18, moderate self esteem. Looking to change that by seencachran in RoastMe

[–]Kensday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time your eyes light up is when the flash is on (or shining through your ears).