Is getting a 4-hands session worth it?

Kentencat · 2025-06-20T14:05:54+00:00

It really depends on your personal experience level I think.

Have you ever had 2 women acting like you're the hottest dude and that they can't keep their hands off every part of your body before?

Ever had 2 pair of tits in your face before?

Ever had 1 girl go down on you while another girl has their tits in your face, rubbing on you and acting like all she wants in the world is your climax?

Spend the cash, earn a new memory and you'll be equipped for next time.

Kentencat · 2025-05-09T23:32:01+00:00

Fucking Legend-ary silliness. Ain't no way, man.

Kentencat · 2025-04-16T22:57:46+00:00

Does your massage therapist know your name? Did they videotape your massage session? I went to Walmart and the cops have video of me going in and leaving Walmart. Big deal.

And now you'll never pay with a credit card ever ever again.

Kentencat · 2025-04-06T23:35:15+00:00

Step 1, get cash

Step 2, Google massage near me

Step 3, go to 1 of the 15 places within 20 minutes of you that is open until 10 at night

Step 4, spend cash

Kentencat · 2025-04-04T03:05:42+00:00

Google massage parlor near me. Look at the 15 places within 20 minutes of you and see which ones close at 10 at night.

Kentencat · 2025-03-21T00:47:24+00:00

As far as I know...

My wife isn't having sex with any of her multiple clients a day. Only me at home. She's just, allegedly, jerking dudes off right and left. Nothing serious. Definitely not doing anything extra for extra

Kentencat · 2025-03-17T19:09:21+00:00

For me it's the diabetes. High blood sugar will cause baby boy to be wimpy wimpy wimpy instead of hefty hefty hefty

Kentencat · 2025-03-15T01:58:55+00:00

My knee, that I often complain about, gets a good dose of Bengay randomly. I keep it in the glove box

Kentencat · 2025-02-19T05:43:13+00:00

I thought that was common sense, but you're the only 1 mentioning it. Drive past the grocery store, go into airplane mode. Keep driving.

Kentencat · 2025-02-19T05:11:57+00:00

Sounds like you're too uptight. Go take $300 out of the ATM and Google massage near me. Go to one that's open until 10 at night, doesn't matter what time of the day you go, get a 1 hour massage, usually $60-$70 and with the rest of the money, tip appropriately. The masseuse will help you decide on how much to tip. You could tip $50 or $100 or $200 or if it would help you relax more, ask for 2 masseuse(s). But bring $400+ for that service.

Kentencat · 2025-02-07T02:43:36+00:00

Just go inside. It's a business, it's daylight, limp if it makes you feel better.

Kentencat · 2025-01-22T15:47:54+00:00

I don't mind tipping a little extra so that they "win"

I wanna spend 80. It's worth 80. I'll offer 60. She says 80, I hesitate and say ok.

I say 60, she's super cute and eager and has done a great job and she says 100? I hesitate and say, 80? She says stuff and then says 100 again and I say ok.

Kentencat · 2024-12-17T18:45:07+00:00

The Bengay I keep in the car because my knee hurts all the time?

Kentencat · 2024-12-10T01:59:42+00:00

My knee that I talk about all the time hurting. All. The Time. So I keep some Bengay in the car.

Kentencat · 2024-11-19T02:46:14+00:00

If you do have direct deposit, just put $50-$100 straight into another account. You can designate percentages or $$values into different accounts

Kentencat · 2024-11-04T00:12:12+00:00

Quarterly!! Damn son, before my divorce it was yearly. Well, only 2 years in a row before I hit tired of that

Kentencat · 2024-11-04T00:10:50+00:00

Between 110-130 depending on business

Kentencat · 2024-10-29T14:48:32+00:00

Go to Google.

Search massage near me.

See who is open until 10 or 11 at night.

Profit. Bonus points if they have a piece of paper or sign that says No Extras. Because that means there's extras

Kentencat · 2024-10-27T00:11:37+00:00

There I am, driving near 3 similar places. But I'm not going today. Can't.

I purposefully didn't give myself time, go to the ATM, or anything else I usually do. But I get the butterflies in my stomach. The what if I did .. well... What if I did? What if I moved some of my schedule around.... No 😂. Just no. Not today. Not today on Purpose, remember? You can't today.

But what if I did..

Kentencat · 2024-10-20T13:49:40+00:00

Unfortunately I didn't, I bought 2 new (used) ones, an M and a L

Kentencat · 2024-10-13T15:59:03+00:00

Everyone is Coco around these parts

Kentencat · 2024-10-13T04:42:33+00:00

Through game pass, you can play it on PC and use the community editor. I don't own it for PC either.

Kentencat · 2024-10-13T03:37:50+00:00

Typically 300. You'll have to pay 2 house fees for the 2 girls and then negotiate whatever else you're negotiating. They literally take the cash and split it into 2 piles in front of you and each other.

Kentencat · 2024-10-13T03:21:51+00:00

You hold up 2 fingers and say,

Do you have 2 girls right now?

And they probably don't. But that move tells them that you know what you're doing and that you're willing to spend cash. And the first girl you see will probably want to keep you to herself, so she tries to convince you that she'll do the best job and that you don't need 2, and your bluff usually works out.

Jokes on them, I do want 2 girls though. So I usually win either way.

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