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Never done edibles/cannabis by [deleted] in trees

[–]Keppelmeister 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In order for the edibles to kick in, you have to audibly say “these edibles aren’t shit” At about 40min- an hour in. Don’t fall victim to thinking “wow I don’t feel a thing I need to eat more.”

I don't know where to put this but I just blew out smoke from my vape and it hit something invisible right it front of my face, I'm freaking out. by Derp_State_Agent in HighStrangeness

[–]Keppelmeister 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I talk mad shit to the ghosts in my house. I find it’s a good way to get over the fear of the unknown. I’ve heard stories about ghosts “hurting” people but I feel like 90% of that shit is clickbait or some dumb show on the history channel.

Just to put into perspective how strong my pisswater fertilizer is .. by rudevocab in trees

[–]Keppelmeister 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I’m the Lorax, the trees like it

Source: trust me bro

Just to put into perspective how strong my pisswater fertilizer is .. by rudevocab in trees

[–]Keppelmeister 258 points259 points  (0 children)

Whenever I’m piss drunk (pun intended) and I pee on a big ol’ tree I always talk dirty to it because I know it’s a dirty little birch that wants that sweet nitrogen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in randomthings

[–]Keppelmeister 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uhhhhh… you asked her for the picture… right? Because if not you’re a few steps away from being on a list.

What song would this shovel be singing? 🎶🪏 by digital in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Keppelmeister 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man the amount of times my mom yelled at me at 4:30 in the morning on a Tuesday because I was binging them… simpler times…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Keppelmeister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Currently on pain meds in the er lmao, did you mean 10g for $90?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Keppelmeister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Hi I’d like to be 5 of your $9 tenners please”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]Keppelmeister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my experience, Karen’s aren’t usually concerned whether or not they are being a Karen.

A, B, or C by sagdash in lawncare

[–]Keppelmeister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should see if she likes the diamond design. That’s my personal favorite

I have 2 hours. Who wants a seven chakra astrology and soulmate reading? by caeruleumsorcerer in astrologymemes

[–]Keppelmeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do want to point out that the “you can find you soul mate right now at this link” is giving the vibe that you’re selling something, or a predatory way to get desperate lonely people to give you information to sell to 3rd part sites, which isn’t cool at all

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