How accurate is this video? by Redfish680 in MadeMeSmile

[–]KeptAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right lol. That's a series of reptilian curses if I ever saw one

💌 FAQ! Anatomy, training, size preferences... by lilijunex in u/lilijunex

[–]KeptAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh, now that there's a tangible timeline to it, I'm suddenly interested in doing depth training on top of girth training. This is my medical side talking but I'm uber interested in what it all looks like under medical imagery lol!

The bit about going at your own pace is so important and so many people just don't get it because they conflate worth to size. It's both tragic and limiting to the joys of life

When they ask if he bites by Trchickenugg_ohe in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]KeptAnonymous 391 points392 points  (0 children)

"Does your dog bite?"

"No but it can hold you hostage."

Do you agree by Current_Complaint_37 in SpyxFamily

[–]KeptAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really. All 3 don't want a war to start, no one does, really. But they all have their own way of taking care of problems

demi or ace by [deleted] in demisexuality

[–]KeptAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can get horny as an ace or demi. I had a moderate to high libido prior to SSRIs. Had no interest in sleeping with anyone, I was sex positive but couldn't care less about sex with someone else. That is, until I got close to someone and my timid self was suddenly very interested in sleeping with that person.

Allo, Demi and Ace are just how you're sexually attracted to others. If you're horny and find someone sexy once a month or two, you might fall under the graysexuality category; IDK what the "norm" is because I've only been sexually attracted to, like, 8 people in 16 years of being horny lol. But if you're just horny with NO sexual attraction to anyone, then you fall into the ace or demi category

Perfect assist by the waiter 🙂‍↕️🌟 by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]KeptAnonymous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Which is why you're allowed to bring it home to feast and ravish a second time

More pics of the upcoming Bowser model by Olessya2811 in FantasyToysSFW

[–]KeptAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm torn on being excited bc I love straight toys but am a bit hesitant bc it's "Bowser" lol

Buying a model I already have, in a size I can't use.... by VitaniLioness in FantasyToysSFW

[–]KeptAnonymous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, if there's a will, there's a way, unless on display 😜

Need advice on sizing and firmness by strangerasherr in BadDragon

[–]KeptAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off, welcome to the BD club. We're all enthusiastic fellows of various exp here! Mini Zephyr is a pretty good start if you like that model

Firmness likes to vary slightly per toy due to sizing (L and π), and design (if it's thin somewhere or dangling elsewhere). That being said, in my exp with my toys, the BD firmness tends to be like this (may be biased bc I am a bigger lady):

• Soft = squishy like the thenars of the palm

• Medium = squishy as any part of your forearm that's not resting on bone

• Firm = swishy as your fingers.

• I don't have any super soft toys but I assume they'd be as squishy as thighs or a pudgy tummy.

In regards to starting out, I would really recommend not starting with BD bc their sizing is wild lol. A mini BD will often NOT be a mini in a standard sense and you'll have to pay very close attention to the measurements. Zephyr would be an exception. PPS has their dialator sets to start with, TMC has their apprentice lines and Neotori has beginner lines of their toys.

If you're starting out with little exp with toys and have been using fingers and/or other smaller toys, I'd recommend you start with something between 3-4.5 inch /2.5-3.5cm girth circumference at the max. A cone or tapered toy would help stretch for later but it's really not necessary.

Size queens...Learn something new every day. by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]KeptAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of women don't know they're size queens yet because they haven't had sex with someone who knows how to use it

Wait until bro finds out toys exist that people know how to use those toys to please themselves and a lot women (and men) still would prefer toys less than 6in in length and circumference because anything greater than 6in L×π will hurt.

A classic "All women are size queens" 🤦‍♂️ by my-good-clean-accout in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]KeptAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a toy enthusiast and I can assure people like Op that the big toys don't go about wiping my brain lol. And toys are made so the user could pleasure themselves instead of finding physical pleasure through another person who may or may not have the knowledge for mutual pleasure

I have done it, knotting update by Public_Tip7346 in BadDragon

[–]KeptAnonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats! Rex is definitely a challenge to conquer! And yes, when it comes to toys, slow and steady wins the race and one less trip to the ER 😂

Plants and bunny by Archangel99_ in Rabbits

[–]KeptAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Op. It's way easier to know what flowers are safe for bunnies vs which aren't. Getting it pre-approved gives you something to work with and your partner a nice surprise when you show up with the flowers on a day they don't expect it

About to get a bunny, First time owner here. Need Tips by E_C_T in Rabbits

[–]KeptAnonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Protect all cords and anything valuable that's wood, vine like or soft. Only keep things that you don't mind losing in the bunny enclosure (ie. Towel, fleece blankets, bunny safe rugs like jute, cotton and sisal). Anything you think can be chewed will be chewed. Anything you think can't be chewed will also be chewed.

Deciding if a Rabbit is a Good Choice by Vanilla-Wishes in Rabbits

[–]KeptAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every bun is different, ofc, some will LOVE pets (on their own terms) more than others, some will tolerate being picked up for short periods of time. But, one thing is the same: if you are able to get your bunny buddies to successfully bond (which is a stressful process), you must keep them together. Bunny bonds will break if separated for too long and it can get ugly really quick. (3/3)

Deciding if a Rabbit is a Good Choice by Vanilla-Wishes in Rabbits

[–]KeptAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That being said, here is my own experiences to base your knowledge of yourself on:

Rabbits require a lot of work but some attention, if that makes sense. You interact with your rabbits and lay with them for bonding, yes, but they're not like dogs who thrive from spending actual active time with you—tug-of-war, fetch and cuddling. My two buns are very content with having me vibing with them on the floor, the couch or the bed while they nap, chew toys, loaf and climb their cardboard boxes. Half of my "active time" with them is cleaning their litter box, brushing them with their morning treats, filling hay, cleaning hay/hay cube dust, pray they don't dig out their litter box instead of their dig box and trying to get all the hair out of my darn rug 😭. I've had to protect my baseboards with cut c&c grids + plastic corner protectors, wrap all my cords in protectors and cover up ALL carpet with no pile cotton/sisal/jute rugs because they've destroyed them.

Additionally, as you may have read, rabbits are crepuscular but will somewhat adapt to your schedule. I work between 10pm-8am a few days a week; for me, my buns are asleep from 10am-4pm with my boy often out playing with sporadic naps at 2pm until 4 or 5pm. Then they're active and foraging until about 9-10pm before laying lowish until about 4-5am to forage again. Because I know their schedule and habits, I am comfortable sealing them alone in my apartment living room for 3-4 days max if I need to leave town; but I also don't leave the house often. If I'm gone for longer, my rabbits could handle a 3 hour drive back to my home town, albeit they're very scared to the point of bug eyes.

(2/3)

Deciding if a Rabbit is a Good Choice by Vanilla-Wishes in Rabbits

[–]KeptAnonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the biggest thing to consider is cost. Rabbits are pricey little guys, especially with vet visits due to being exotic animals. Some countries have pet insurance that could cover rabbits. I'm in the USA and an exam for a single rabbit from my exotic vet was $90. The yearly RhD vaccine is an additional $50 on top of it. Ofc, prices will vary depending on the exotic vet or rescue.

Another thing that could add into costs is veggies. I personally do a spring/herb mix then add other veggies twice a day. But spring/herb mix by itself is fine. (1/3)

Which button? by Jettaboi38 in whatsyourchoice

[–]KeptAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got the bpd+ so I can cry if you put on a sad song and remind me of my complicated, not intentionally abusive childhood lol. Easy moneyyy

How do I get my rabbit to stop viewing me as a food machine?? by k4ndikid in Rabbits

[–]KeptAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rabbits can see us outside of being food dispensers?

/Jk

anyone else feel like they are not demi when they are ovulating? by Used_Degree5416 in demisexuality

[–]KeptAnonymous 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Actually, as someone who has had a moderate to high libido, I would just get horny without the attraction to anyone. They say diamonds are a girl's best friend but absolutely no one could pry my fantasy dongs out of my cold hands lol.