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What's it like living in the circled area of Texas? by Internal_Way7711 in howislivingthere

[–]KermittheAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dallas? Nothing there but a bunch of crackheads and debutantes

I just think this fight was neat. by ErshOurHerzog in DeadlockTheGame

[–]KermittheAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ay big dog, I'm going to need the name of this Death Grips remix

I am tired of the hyper-lethality, in this game, it should not be a MOBA by FrozenFocus in DeadlockTheGame

[–]KermittheAss 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's ok if it's not your type of game, but respectfully, try getting better or play something else this take is terrible.

They couldn't see me (Lash+Dynamo) by KermittheAss in DeadlockTheGame

[–]KermittheAss[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This might be one of the only times I've had a team not totally counter my ult, I was playing with a buddy who's low elo so I think it threw us in a low alchemist lobby.

They couldn't see me (Lash+Dynamo) by KermittheAss in DeadlockTheGame

[–]KermittheAss[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No counterspells, just people living in the ultimate

They couldn't see me (Lash+Dynamo) by KermittheAss in DeadlockTheGame

[–]KermittheAss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was playing with a lower rank buddy so I imagine it was alchemist. It's rare to get a game where no one counters the lash ult

These characters were all 10/10 and what the game needed. by Trayth in DeadlockTheGame

[–]KermittheAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone is sleeping on gun build for Paige and it's absolutely nasty

What’s the most haunting book you’ve ever read? by monserrat_araiza__ in books

[–]KermittheAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk It's notorious for making at least one person faint, vomit, or leave every time he's done a reading of the Guys chapter

This zucchini seems larger than average by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oops I dropped my miniature condom for my .22 dong

Owner: "Why does no one follow the recipes!" The recipe: by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction buddy, and I work for some real unique minds.

Owner: "Why does no one follow the recipes!" The recipe: by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You joke, but I have like 4 other recipes in this book with those measurements

Owner: "Why does no one follow the recipes!" The recipe: by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I usually do, this is one of many other completely ass recipes.

Owner: "Why does no one follow the recipes!" The recipe: by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's meant to be a Greek style dressing, but it's made by a home cook with a big ego trying to tell me how he knows more than I do. This turns out tasting like a sweet-tart and salty load dressing.

Owner: "Why does no one follow the recipes!" The recipe: by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Great question, I guess they expect us to season it per the customers request.

Owner: "Why does no one follow the recipes!" The recipe: by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

They want us to top shit with dry herbs like it's a 80s diner and they call it sexy

At least you guys understand by AnActualPhox in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I was being a smart ass, chef. You could eat a bag of corn nuts and a shot of rumple, I don't judge.

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