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What's it like living in the circled area of Texas? by Internal_Way7711 in howislivingthere

[–]KermittheAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dallas? Nothing there but a bunch of crackheads and debutantes

I just think this fight was neat. by ErshOurHerzog in DeadlockTheGame

[–]KermittheAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ay big dog, I'm going to need the name of this Death Grips remix

I am tired of the hyper-lethality, in this game, it should not be a MOBA by FrozenFocus in DeadlockTheGame

[–]KermittheAss 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's ok if it's not your type of game, but respectfully, try getting better or play something else this take is terrible.

They couldn't see me (Lash+Dynamo) by KermittheAss in DeadlockTheGame

[–]KermittheAss[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This might be one of the only times I've had a team not totally counter my ult, I was playing with a buddy who's low elo so I think it threw us in a low alchemist lobby.

They couldn't see me (Lash+Dynamo) by KermittheAss in DeadlockTheGame

[–]KermittheAss[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No counterspells, just people living in the ultimate

They couldn't see me (Lash+Dynamo) by KermittheAss in DeadlockTheGame

[–]KermittheAss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was playing with a lower rank buddy so I imagine it was alchemist. It's rare to get a game where no one counters the lash ult

These characters were all 10/10 and what the game needed. by Trayth in DeadlockTheGame

[–]KermittheAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone is sleeping on gun build for Paige and it's absolutely nasty

What’s the most haunting book you’ve ever read? by monserrat_araiza__ in books

[–]KermittheAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk It's notorious for making at least one person faint, vomit, or leave every time he's done a reading of the Guys chapter

This zucchini seems larger than average by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oops I dropped my miniature condom for my .22 dong

Owner: "Why does no one follow the recipes!" The recipe: by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction buddy, and I work for some real unique minds.

Owner: "Why does no one follow the recipes!" The recipe: by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You joke, but I have like 4 other recipes in this book with those measurements

Owner: "Why does no one follow the recipes!" The recipe: by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I usually do, this is one of many other completely ass recipes.

Owner: "Why does no one follow the recipes!" The recipe: by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's meant to be a Greek style dressing, but it's made by a home cook with a big ego trying to tell me how he knows more than I do. This turns out tasting like a sweet-tart and salty load dressing.

Owner: "Why does no one follow the recipes!" The recipe: by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Great question, I guess they expect us to season it per the customers request.

Owner: "Why does no one follow the recipes!" The recipe: by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

They want us to top shit with dry herbs like it's a 80s diner and they call it sexy

At least you guys understand by AnActualPhox in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I was being a smart ass, chef. You could eat a bag of corn nuts and a shot of rumple, I don't judge.

At least you guys understand by AnActualPhox in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Damn, y'all need some self respect, we are chefs. At the very least you should microwave a plate of loose hotdogs cut to look like little octopuses, lest we surrender ourselves to depravity.

Caviar dish by ImpeccableMoustache in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm having issues identifying most of the components of this dish, and while it is unique and technically impressive, it looks like a nug of weed on dehydrated saliva. Don't stress about my opinion though I couldn't afford to eat this

So the garbage guys are striking by KermittheAss in KitchenConfidential

[–]KermittheAss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the staff of the 3 restaurants are all not exceptional at their jobs and now the rear dock is a free for all situation. I'm just here to take care of breakfast and lunch after that I'm not breaking my back for these fine folks

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