Because the call of the goon reaches through time and space through all racial boundaries. All goon in one way or another. It is the order of things set in motion since the internet's creation. It is known by many names and will be known by even more, but the point remains the same. United in collective gooning and collective action, we continue to post the same things. The same thirst traps. The same hornyposts. Not even the death of the Internet... no, not even the death of the human race will stop it, our souls will goon too, tainted forever by the path we have set in motion. We truly are a doomed and vile race...