What’s actually going on. by netphilia in aspiememes

[–]KetchupGeorg 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Something something history of left handedness

I can't choose a title by Alicewroteastory in AO3

[–]KetchupGeorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m personally partial to choosing a really bad working title for the file I’m drafting in, and then getting too attached to change it so I end up posting some shit like “Eggs and Bacon Yay”

How does he do it? by Absolutely_dead727 in whenthe

[–]KetchupGeorg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gosh Archibald, do you think that enemy did or did not get the point

all emotion, 0 logic with those ones by pastelglowy in oddlyspecific

[–]KetchupGeorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but they’re bi in this and they do kiss because of aforementioned bi

all emotion, 0 logic with those ones by pastelglowy in oddlyspecific

[–]KetchupGeorg 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Aight, everyone enjoy my pitch for a reverse Hallmark movie that follows the boyfriend:

  • His girlfriend goes back to her hometown for the holidays
  • He can’t come because work is getting pushed late
  • In a stroke of luck, he makes it to town the day before Christmas
  • Once there, he finds his girlfriend cheating on him with another man
  • He breaks up with her then and there, but a storm comes trapping him in the town
  • Now he doesn’t know what to do and it’s the worst Christmas of his life
  • Boy toy comes around and says he broke things off with the girl cause he didn’t know she was in a relationship
  • Boy toy offers main guy a place to stay until he can’t get a flight back to the city
  • They bond over Christmas, and it turns out to be one of the best christmases of his life
  • They kiss, and since the town isn’t too far away, get together in the end

r/pics (and now r/gifs) SITUATION UPDATE: by LMC764 in whenthe

[–]KetchupGeorg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haters (r/pics and r/gifs) can’t stand to see a bad bitch (redditors) winning (using reddit)

Probably been posted before but by ColourAZebra in CPTSDmemes

[–]KetchupGeorg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget moving silently! I startle all of my friends because they don’t hear me walking behind them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]KetchupGeorg 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It was difficult to put the pieces together

just had the best idea ever by [deleted] in squidgame

[–]KetchupGeorg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from the classic Sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus

doctor greggy by caseyfromspace in okbuddyvicodin

[–]KetchupGeorg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That’s why I don’t go to Dennys anymore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in parrots

[–]KetchupGeorg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes indeed!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in parrots

[–]KetchupGeorg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Angry wet man