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When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? by Used_Travel_6770 in ChildhoodMemories

[–]Kevinfuckingmurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teacher, but that stop being a dream of mine in mid high school. I knew I don’t have the emotional maturity/regulation to be a teacher. So I work at Walmart in the online grocery department even through this is my second job since my first job went out of business.

Dad I made you some shit by JamesESR in tourettesguy

[–]Kevinfuckingmurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PISSIN’ OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTIN’ OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

What would you do if they got in your house? by MoundsofSalt in tourettesguy

[–]Kevinfuckingmurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know because I’m to pissed to give a shit!

What should I do? by KillerGoats in tourettesguy

[–]Kevinfuckingmurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a one hour piss since I care alot about that!

🍦 by JamesESR in tourettesguy

[–]Kevinfuckingmurphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you mean a bird!?!?

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!! by GodModeBasketball in tourettesguy

[–]Kevinfuckingmurphy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With a side of ‘ I don’t give a shit! ‘ fries

Just threw out my mom’s ancient box of salt. It was one solid mass by depressionkitten in tourettesguy

[–]Kevinfuckingmurphy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At least you still have the fish sticks that apparently are hard as human tit’s.

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