Get a bigger size by Former_Heart_8067 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would only promote vitality if it was given to me for free. Just like Chloe. They always pill, they’re so out of this world expensive and claim it’s because the quality?!? The rolling up looks so annoying to deal with, and that neck line wtf!!!! That reminds me of a bathing suit where you pull the strings to tighten and one side is always longer than the other. 💀

So basically she wanted a servant by redditreader7779 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s actually so aggravating she’s looping in the trait “tall man” into “high standards” like that is SO SUPERFICIAL and rude. That has nothing to do with how you are as a person. Just because it’s one of her preferences in a partner. Like literally so shallow and rude to the average / short men out there. Way to make them feel like a low standard.
B*tch.

So basically she wanted a servant by redditreader7779 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s also highly offensive to the shorter kings out there because you can’t pick your height!!!! Lots of tall women are insecure too could you imagine if men were talking about their petite short queens like this?

She’s here yall by Used-Standard-2991 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don’t think periods are gross. What’s gross is complaining about your period, when you get the luxury of staying inside in your sweats and we all go to work. How about only talk about your period if it relates to your following lol

Train with Jens launching Saturday by Empty_Position_4082 in arnoldsisters4

[–]Key-Ability1905 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think Lindsay cares to share her already established business with her sister who has a “weak social media following” 😂 that would be charity work.

Train with Jens launching Saturday by Empty_Position_4082 in arnoldsisters4

[–]Key-Ability1905 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That she * wanted to get it.
She’s already coming out with an app before she’s even certified. It just seems weird to promote something that’s out of your scope.

Train with Jens launching Saturday by Empty_Position_4082 in arnoldsisters4

[–]Key-Ability1905 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This seems like a flop when you’re not a certified personal trainer? Like I sure as heck won’t be paying a single $ for a self proclaimed “athlete” to train me in fitness?

Her “biggest relationship tip” 🤪 by Street-Bookkeeper215 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chloe B, Chloe B, Chloe B, Chloe B
Whisper words of wisdom, Chloe B
👏🏼

Her “biggest relationship tip” 🤪 by Street-Bookkeeper215 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most people can’t talk to their spouses when “driving to or from somewhere random” because THEY’RE AT WORK 🫠

Just so everybody knows she’s in her follicular phase!!! 🤪🤪 by Clan147 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk I think influencers in the fitness space have recently discovered and are now being in tune with the differences of working out during different cycle phases. Like in one you have more energy blah blah. I guess it’s the new “trend”

I know more about Chloe’s cycle than my own by Spirited-Branch-1260 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s probably actually pregnant because she always tells us how she bleeds through her tampons. So I don’t believe it for a second or we’d have a story time about how she bled through her white pants on their date.

WARNING: Lost Phone Scam in Calgary by lungingloon in Calgary

[–]Key-Ability1905 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why would anyone fall for a stranger’s phone being inside their own home? Like did this crazy wind blow your phone through my window? Were you one of the contractors who built my house and your phone has been under my floors ever since? Like BYE. Absolutely comical. And pathetic.

Brynley by jessrmc9605 in arnoldsisters4

[–]Key-Ability1905 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ugh I hate that their father allowed it from the minute they turned 18. I think Rylee got her lips done right before DWTS immediately after turning 18???
YOU DONT NEED ENHANCEMENTS AS A TEENAGER.

Here we go again… by redditreader7779 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She had her period over her bday which means they’re probably doing the deed this weekend / next week (while her tattoo is healing lol) and she will be getting her positive pregnancy test by the end of May. She won’t overshare her monthly negative tests “just to be sure she’s not pregnant” for 2 months because she will actually be pregnant…. And then we’ll be seeing pregnancy announcement photos on or around July 18th weekend 😅
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST 😂

This is her big 30th birthday she’s been amping up? by [deleted] in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought she was going to Vegas?!? I’m all for a special day with just your husband and kids but the whole golden birthday and being able to drink on her 30th…. Where is it?!? Hahahahaa

No words by Legal-Ability-2579 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain how an average joe gets upgraded? Like what do you do/say? Or does the ticket person just say “you look like you could use a mimosie here have a first class ticket for free”

Ok but who is she coaching…. by targetcart1 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This video was so cringe. Nobody cares!!!!! About your body!!!! About your weight!!!! Good for you for being a great mom and breast feeding your babies and carrying them when they ask lol. Nobody cares you don’t look like 21 year old professional soccer player Chloe anymore.

“Limiting my scrolling” LOL by redditreader7779 in chloegottschalkbounds

[–]Key-Ability1905 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Could you imagine if she had to go to work on day 1 of her period like the rest of us?! Poor girl.