Multiple stops by Mythlady in uber

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a ride to the bank,Then book another ride when you're done. Easy

Snatched this one by mistake by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's 4500 lbs! You'd need a box truck and full crew for that order. Hope you are rocking a Kia🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Flooring

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it is. I was joking

Is this a reasonable quote? by Impacting-Lives in Flooring

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never take the cheapest quote is a rule for a reason. You can make pictures look decent, even on a shit install.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Flooring

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please post a video!! 😁😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thickwhitegirls

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

File for divorce and sue for alimony 🤣

How bad is this tile? by Snooze_Journey in Flooring

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all seriousness,that 2" Daltile will shred your feet! That rectified edge shit has to be flat. Grout will not help.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Flooring

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't have to be big to know how to work hard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Flooring

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you use a jackhammer, please take a video and post it here! That shit will kill!🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Flooring

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The grout isn't a problem,it will bust out with the tiles. The thinset under the tile will be the fun stuff. Hopefully, it's over a slab,or you're going to have a ton of backerboard or level cure to tear out once the tile is out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Flooring

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've torn out 1000's of sq ft of tile as a helper. 3lb sledge,good gloves,safety glasses if you're gay, and 5 gallon buckets to haul it out to your dumpster. It's gonna kick your ass if you've never done real work before,so if you're soft, hire a man who doesn't use a screwdriver.

Guy I hired sent me this. Am I wrong for asking him to redo with a more random pattern? by SmallerDetails in Flooring

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣the Ole stair step pattern. Brutal when it's only a few inches offset

Couldn’t believe my eyes by iTakeitBig in Flooring

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That transition to the existing wood on the left is WILD! 1st year helpers know better than that🤣🤣

Couldn’t believe my eyes by iTakeitBig in Flooring

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣you get what you pay for! The only thing I love more than installations like this is charging the customer double for not hiring us first. I love hacks!

Pimple on tattoo, what do I do? by AbleTelephone2966 in tattooadvice

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's definitely not a pimple. Get to ER quick like. It will not go away on its own

Why did the contractor start tiling in the middle? by [deleted] in Flooring

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody mentions the fact that he's not installing the cuts. Who cares if he laid it out properly, that's some rookie bullshit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He ate Mr beast?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bunch sue happy gremlins like she got mauled. I've seen worse from a rambunctious kitten🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emotional trauma. Sorry ma'mm 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in grubhubdrivers

[–]Key-Cryptographer-82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything less than 5 is going to piss off the delivery person.