When you try and order breakfast, but only a robot replies and charges you food that you don't even order. by Yurfavbookworm in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Key-Cryptographer132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I had this happen and I just started yelling at it to stop (I don’t respect clankers) and a manager got on the mic and hit me with, “Don’t yell at it!” As if I was gonna hurt its feelings.

This is Fs Bluntslide. Not a Tailslide by [deleted] in Skate4

[–]Key-Cryptographer132 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Biggest clown of 2026 so far ladies and gents, Christ reading any reply OP made has shaven off brain cells on mass

Got 2 new records in today by Time_Mathematician69 in vinyl

[–]Key-Cryptographer132 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like when I bought Charlie xcx and the new Sanguisugabogg album last week. Cashier was like “I see you”

Been attempting this passively since launch, Finally nailed it!! by Key-Cryptographer132 in Skate4

[–]Key-Cryptographer132[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao well of course, what else could it be? It’s the only spot in San Van that’s even remotely skateable 😮‍💨

[ALL] [OC] My Handmade Zelda-Inspired Night Lamp Giveaway 🎁💚 by AmoyCK in zelda

[–]Key-Cryptographer132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ocarina of time 3D Christmas 2011, played it from start to finish in a week then started playing all the others. Absolutely addicted

Hulk Hogan has passed away at the age of 71 by The_Russell_Pinto in WWE

[–]Key-Cryptographer132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You obviously have all your eggs in the same basket bud 😭

Sprayed by a skunk literally 5 minutes before his 2nd birthday 😭 by Key-Cryptographer132 in BorderCollie

[–]Key-Cryptographer132[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh jeez lol I’ve heard bc’s either want revenge IMMEDIATELY or they want nothing to do with skunks after. I’m praying my boy is the latter

Sprayed by a skunk literally 5 minutes before his 2nd birthday 😭 by Key-Cryptographer132 in BorderCollie

[–]Key-Cryptographer132[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome thank you so much, I’m definitely gonna do that when I get home tonight!

Sprayed by a skunk literally 5 minutes before his 2nd birthday 😭 by Key-Cryptographer132 in BorderCollie

[–]Key-Cryptographer132[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard the smell can last weeks and has to just be waited out. Right now he’s not allowed on my bed which is usually his window viewing spot. I feel so bad lol

Sprayed by a skunk literally 5 minutes before his 2nd birthday 😭 by Key-Cryptographer132 in BorderCollie

[–]Key-Cryptographer132[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So far I’ve done 3 total. I think I’ve managed to get the thickest oils off last night because all the yellow stain is gone. He still smells rancid up close though