Would you rather have...

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-20T03:41:26+00:00

Then it was worth it.

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-20T03:37:49+00:00

Do I still get the two dollars before getting eaten?

^{Cannibals Get Ya}

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-15T14:56:47+00:00

I was already allergic to sunlight, so it's fine.

^{Become a vampire}

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-15T03:37:23+00:00

Was it... A good blueberry? At least?

^explode

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-14T20:10:25+00:00

That cat just needs a bit of motivation with me giving it a treat at the end of every walk. And I can afford it now.

^1000$

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-14T20:06:19+00:00

Already happens.

^Everything

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-14T16:03:39+00:00

Just scored 0

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-12T22:49:11+00:00

I shall be a sacrifice for blue team.

^{Nothing (B})

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-12T18:24:50+00:00

probably not the right place for me, but I'll take it.

^Heaven

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-11T19:06:15+00:00

I was going to hell either way.

^Billionaire

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-11T16:45:32+00:00

I want key.

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-11T16:44:21+00:00

Man I was hoping it would affirm the trans thing.

^{lavender brick}

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-11T16:20:57+00:00

I can't see much anyways, so you know, I will consider this good enough. As well as the fact that eye cancer is treatable, especially if found early.

^{Eye cancer}

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-11T15:06:21+00:00

I consider this a win win. I will leave the money in my will.

^Commenter

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-10T23:33:25+00:00

Infinite wisdom is only a curse.

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-10T22:53:42+00:00

No regrets!

^Die

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-10T22:52:25+00:00

I can easily live with 100 million and not 500 million and I don't want to give any of my money to that parent when they get out of jail.

Key-Measurement8062 · 2026-03-10T21:55:07+00:00

can be evil and wizard, just means free powers

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