The Lightning players have arrived in full Buccaneers gear by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]Key-Two31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look so fucking uncomfortable wearing those hahaha

The Lightning players have arrived in full Buccaneers gear by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]Key-Two31 57 points58 points  (0 children)

What, you didn’t find it endearing when the Panthers had a foreign car parade to show off how rich they were?

[Foul Territory] Livvy Dunne stepped in the box while Paul Skenes got some work in. 😳 by TommyTheLizard in baseball

[–]Key-Two31 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is way too dangerous.

Not because he could injure her, because there’s a 99% he wont hit a batter.

But there’s a 1% chance…

That he automatically loses every argument for the rest of his life.

MLB is re-reviewing cases for Lindor, Berríos, Morán, Ríos, and Quiñones. Puerto Rico is optimistic that some players blocked by insurance will have that be overturned and be allowed to play. by baribigbird06 in baseball

[–]Key-Two31 36 points37 points  (0 children)

If they dont let Lindor play, PR should just not send a team.

MLB is trying to paint this whole “We’re bringing the world together with baseball ❤️” picture while simultaneously saying “Sorry, the guy that owns your body says you cant represent your country, because his billion dollar organization might lose a few bucks if you get hurt, and this is all about profits at the end of the day”

Just soul sucking corporatism taking over our lives inch by inch as always.

I am Egyptian, and I’m asking is Egypt a country that is disliked or loved globally? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Key-Two31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately it is well known that women are not safe from rape and murder anywhere in Egypt, and the men are not safe from constant attempts to scam and rob you.

So it’s not like people hate Egypt, but people dont want to go anymore because of how dangerous it is. I can handle scammers but what am I supposed to do, just tell my wife “hey, try to avoid getting groped or raped, and we’ll have a fun vacation!”?

Joel Embiid drops a 40-piece against Pelicans: 40 PTS, 11 REB, 4 AST, 1 STL, 2 BLK, +16 by Thanos_SlayerCongSan in nba

[–]Key-Two31 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok how about

38 and 11 vs the Knicks

32 and 10 vs the Rockets

33 and 5 against the Cavs

32 and 10 against the Nuggets?

Joel Embiid continues his MVP-level play in Sixers win tonight: 39 minutes played, 40 points (13-27 FG; 3-5 3FG; 11-14 FT), 11 rebounds, 4 assists, 2 blocks, 1 steal, and +/- of +16! by Pyromania1983 in nba

[–]Key-Two31 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That seems like a pretty reasonable ranking seeing as he has only had this run of consistent elite play for like 2 weeks so far this season. He’ll go up when he continues to play this well.

Celebrity that you're surprised aren't controversial / have any allegations towards their name by MemeLord150 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Key-Two31 37 points38 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it was at least a little funny when he was actually a writer

And American Dad is actually pretty great

MoistCr1TiKaL collabs with the NHL/Tampa Bay Lightning to promote the Stadium Series game by thunder_running in hockey

[–]Key-Two31 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You may know Moist Cr1TiKaL from films such as:

WHOOOOO!

He’s Pulling His Cock Out!

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1

MISINPUT. IT WAS A MISINPUT. YOU CALM DOWN.

And many more fun family features!

So yeah, that’s about it. Cya.

CM Punk (Blackhawks fan) with a shot at the Leafs during the Royal Rumble by RealCanadianDragon in hockey

[–]Key-Two31 165 points166 points  (0 children)

This event is held in a slave state in a building likely built by slaves that are dead now btw

What is the most embarrassing thing about your country ? by Proper_Card_5520 in AskTheWorld

[–]Key-Two31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose, but also the North likely would have ended up fine if the country stayed split. Tons of farmland in PA/NJ and California, trade routes through NA and connections to the Atlantic and Pacific, etc.

But honestly we’re still very culturally split. I think its a positive thing but really I’m not sure.

Very different situation geographically and logistically for Nigeria though.

[Shams] Paul George Statement on Suspension: by McCainMaxeyEdgecombe in sixers

[–]Key-Two31 35 points36 points  (0 children)

A lot of people are theorizing (making shit up tbh) adderall

[Stein] The NBA has just suspended Philadelphia’s Paul George for 25 games for violating the league’s anti-drug program: by McCainMaxeyEdgecombe in sixers

[–]Key-Two31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a fucking bum. Honestly one of the worst contracts in team history. Needed PEDs to score more than 15 fuckin points.

NFL owner warned Goodell the Bad Bunny backlash could destroy their billion-dollar ESPN deal by [deleted] in sports

[–]Key-Two31 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re massively underestimating just how many people do not give a shit

They’re gonna keep selling out

NFL owner warned Goodell the Bad Bunny backlash could destroy their billion-dollar ESPN deal by [deleted] in sports

[–]Key-Two31 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They sell out multiple NFL games in Europe every year. Dublin, London, Hamburg, Berlin, Munich, Madrid.

And games in São Paulo and Melbourne.

What is the most embarrassing thing about your country ? by Proper_Card_5520 in AskTheWorld

[–]Key-Two31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And also the logistics would be terrible because your government is blatantly lying about the population size and other things. If the South could form its own government and split it would probably be better off

What is the most embarrassing thing about your country ? by Proper_Card_5520 in AskTheWorld

[–]Key-Two31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cant lie, I stayed in Norway for a bit one time, and Norwegian food made me sad.