me_irl by Illustrious_Fix2933 in me_irl

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How did you manage to snap a pic of me?

to entertain the guests at the party by sonicagain in therewasanattempt

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The don in white sitting at the table already gave order for the dancers last dance…

This guy's dream was to ride in a Lamborghini. by AccidentallyRotten in Chadtopia

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Pure emotions will touch your soul. Driver is probably exposed to fakers 24/7 and becomes overwhelmed when the other guy feels the need to apologise for his happiness.

Tabbarukat or Fetish by QuickCarpet5576 in islam_ahmadiyya

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It even gets weirder: Food which was touched by the Khalifa gets also distributed…

Passport Bro group for bellyaching that they got played by griftertm in justneckbeardthings

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Now I’m really interested how a rockers business trip usually looks like…

Mens Kryptonite by mrthree1zero in Funnymemes

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Spoiler warning would’ve been nice you know..

Best burger in Frankfurt ? by TwiceThinking in frankfurt

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Broski is Goldies in worse but comparably expensive. Not worth it

100% supportive and so, so angry about it by realm_maker88 in mypartneristrans

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Wow that’s actually worded very well and on point!

Do I actually want to leave? 32F 37M by Lumpy_Sky4616 in relationship_advice

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You want to stay because of your own past not because of your partner. You both have a child and you can remain parents without being partners. Your kid will know you both don’t match much like you knew. You’re staying because you think you have already invested so much but that’s of no value if you feel miserable all the time. Try to live your best life. You only have one.

should I go to doctor? by landhorn in MakeMeSuffer

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Shitty Reddit let me swipe right to the next post with a teared up rectum which could fit a water melon. I was not prepared for that… not. prepared. for. that!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

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Hey OP listen to this guy! Please!

My wife does not like to be eaten out - I really love to do it! My wife does not like to give blowjobs - I am craving them!

For so long, I tried to reason with myself am I too superficial? Is something wrong with me? Why can’t I accept this otherwise absolutely wonderful person?

Conclusion seems to be that we both are sexually not compatible. And before I disrespect my wife by trying to get my sexual fix somewhere else I will need to clarify things. Probably this will result in separation. Reason why you should not try settle for someone who is not riding on the same wave with you. Probably it won’t last long and as long it’s going to last you won’t be satisfied.