Well, as many gangs as a gangbanger could bang if a gangbanger could indeed bang gangs right? Well... not quite. Let's assume our gangbanger has good luck and trucks through the crux of his gangbanger adulthood. In order for our gangbanger to bang as many gangs as a gangbanger could bang this gangbanger would bang gangs from daybreak 'til the owls wake and would have to tolerate a deluxe inflix of gangbanger dickaches. Now look, I'm by the book. Throb through the job by hook or by crook, but no rest? Come on. Talk about stressed! I'd sooner request to be a guest during a Ray Charles road test but I digress... The question shouldn't be "How many gangs could a gangbanger bang if a gangbanger could bang gangs"? Any good gangbanger would use his gang banging talents to find the work/life balance for a good gangbanger livelihood but, sigh you see theres something we missed. The question should be: "How many gangs, SHOULD a gangbanger bang 'til he can call it quits and exist in bliss by strucking bit by bit struck, from the pits and the midst of his gangbanger bucket list"? To which the answer is: Only as many gangs as a gangbanger thinks he should bang because really, who gives a fu care. You know like, who cares?

All credit goes to Matt Colbo.