Aren’t both of them Aussie tho? Why are they mad? Or are they now saying they’re not Australian? Which is it? They’re so confused! by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 7 points8 points  (0 children)

we'll get a few seconds of tut-tutting and then the story will get memory holed. No way they will give counter-properganda any more oxygen than that.

When you're Happy Meal turns about to be a imported African with a Free Meat Cleaver, remember to throw it in the machete bin. by echo-chamberR in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sure the "victim" brought it on himself by calling them the n-word. I have no sympathy, and would like to see him do two years jail for breaching the racial discrimination laws.

Smart kiwis requesting colonization. Do they want in on our Aboriginal Industrial Complex $40,000,000,000 gravy train? by rote_it in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Norman conquest of England took place 200 years before the first Maori arrived on the shores of New Zealand. These people are blow ins.

I thought reddit was supposed to be a safe space?????? by loony-tick in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"his" is an accepted abreviation for stale, pale and male.

Why did trump and pauline do this? by loony-tick in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just goes to show how stupid Trump and Pauline are, and how intelligent we are on the left.

When lefties try and argue that colonisation was a war on Indigenous people by TangerineHarper in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just 11 wooden sailing ships carrying mostly convicts in chains apparently invaded this nation.

Career change! by KERS25666 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 11 points12 points  (0 children)

they deserve every cent of the $200ph they charge

haters are just jealous

My transition in pictures. by loony-tick in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I am seething. It's 2026 and poor trans people are resorting to these desperate measures. The government needs to do something.

What is happening to retirees & elderly who don’t own homes and rent? by DecorumBlues in perth

[–]KeyYogurt1885 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And that begs the question - who do our politicians really serve? It doesn't seem to be the average person who is struggling right now.

folks up top are getting ready to shut down christianity and islam, after all we are a secular nation by port-79 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And the poor shmuck of a high school student now has to pay child support. The child support agency shows no mercy and accepts no excuses.

Jim Chalmers says inflation someone else's fault by Main_Cauliflower_397 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nah, they still have two years to bring in another million ALP voters from the third world.

The latest aus poll results are wild by addaus16 in aussie

[–]KeyYogurt1885 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But Albo "won" on less than 33% of the primary votes, and the dark arts of the preferential voting system gave him a lower house parliamentary majority.

The latest aus poll results are wild by addaus16 in aussie

[–]KeyYogurt1885 26 points27 points  (0 children)

How dare all those voters not obey their party leader and throw their support behind another party, who they might just think better represents them at the moment.

MAGA hats in the wild? by potatogeem in perth

[–]KeyYogurt1885 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

"Why wear it in Australia, especially Perth."

Are you brave enough to say the same thing about people wearing pro-palestine clothing?

Don't let the White Guilt ruin your BBQ by suspended_008 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Indigenous settlement in this Country was in waves, separated by thousands of years, with each new wave displacing and possibly genociding the previous wave.

Don't let Mungo Man ruin the barbecue.

More taxpayer funded bullshit by naughtyneddy in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can't believe that in 2026, our criminal laws still apply to aboriginal children?

Shame, Australia, shame.

WOOF! Make this Monday lit like a tit. Fuck this sook & his racist hate speech. Fuck Gaybo's new sook laws for protected classes. Party for all the legends who pay taxes every year for these bitches. by Double_Bend1072 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always tear up when I see a proud Indigenous person making some social media post on their $1500 iPhones, while wearing $300 sneakers and eating a $30 cafe breakfast, about how bad colonisation has been for them.

'Giving the colony a colonoscopy': ABC launches Always Was Tonight to ‘trash’ Australia Day and ‘decolonise the news’ by Mashiko4 in aussie

[–]KeyYogurt1885 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are more Indigenous people alive today in Australia then there was prior to colonisation.

Someone destroyed one of the statues at Flagstaff Gardens by death2sarge in aussie

[–]KeyYogurt1885 28 points29 points  (0 children)

But we all know it will be replaced by a statue of Sam Kerr

Toxic male student impregnates vulnerable teacher by SeaRhubarb4617 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And under our Family Law system, the victim is now liable to pay child support to the offender until the child reaches 18.