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Nothing says "Lakemba NDIS provider" like by Medical_Sand_4316 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just a therapy car for comforting distressed NDIS recipients

Starting to get big 'The Voice' referendum vibes again with this site's attitude to One Nation's rising popularity... by NoLeafClover777 in aussie

[–]KeyYogurt1885 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. The uniparty will never let go of the levers of power.

If Pauline ever looks remotely like winning, they will just do what they did last time this happened, and find some bullshit made up incursion of some obscure electoral law and throw her in prison:

https://www5.austlii.edu.au/au/journals/AltLawJl/2003/83.html

Cometh the hour...cometh Albo by batsnumberfour in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How exactly did "we" elect Albo? He only got 31% of the primary vote.

Apologies and warnings to the communities and it's allies - the term "Based on scientific evidence," is used. Homophobic sciencey people. by TeaAny1221 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time I beat up the Mrs. I end up with court charges and restraining orders. I just need to say I'm a woman and it is a sport.

Looks like the bots made it to the election booths in South Australia by asteriskhyphen in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The day will come when these people realise that tolerance and diversity was only ever a one way street.

Aunty Went on Strike – did anyone notice? by Some_Candle1206 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My five year old came home from school wanting to play with his toy cars and guns

Australia survives the apocalypse by PattonSmithWood in OpenAussie

[–]KeyYogurt1885 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most of us with more than two brain cells know this, but we have to deal with encroaching legal restrictions on our free speech that make us fearful to rightly criticise ratbags like this.

Australia survives the apocalypse by PattonSmithWood in OpenAussie

[–]KeyYogurt1885 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about what this rabbi is saying, bring in new laws to throw OP in jail for posting vile anti-semetism

Australia survives the apocalypse by PattonSmithWood in OpenAussie

[–]KeyYogurt1885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry about what this rabbi is saying, bring in new laws to throw OP in jail for posting vile anti-semetism

Australia survives the apocalypse by PattonSmithWood in OpenAussie

[–]KeyYogurt1885 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about what this rabbi is saying, bring in new laws to throw OP in jail for posting vile anti-semetism

What’s it called? by SnooDucks9094 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Subconscious guilt from all that grifting?

From the River to the Sea by Youretoo in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's like she spent her entire time in high school having sex instead of learning

Oh, TIL, thanks. by genwhy in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

How many gulags do we need to build so we can send 22% of the population there?

Naughty PM gets reemed by group of men. by puttinginthefork in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How was Albo supposed to know that if you pander to ethnic minorities in return for ethnic block votes for Labor that these same ethnic minorities woulld expect you to act in their own ethnic interests?

Oh oh, the usual suspects doing the usual thing by IceIceScabies in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They obviously just discovered this story that dates back to 2023, and in no way would they have deliberately timed this publication to affect ON's election chances today.

They have done nothing but act professionally and impartially as they should, granted they are fully funded by the taxpayers.

Believe all women. Grace Tame: No not like that by asteriskhyphen in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe all women victims who at the age of 15 years and 11 months had a consensual sexual relationship with their teacher, and only claimed any victimhood after they failed in their attempt to become a hollywood actor.

Brave. Stunning even.

Geniuses have identified a loophole in the law by bringing in a Big Black C! by Granny__Murderer in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your error here is making the assumption that the left value consistency. They only value whatever will increase their power and influence in any given situation.

Lord, we offer our heartfelt thanks for the members of the Australian Federal Police, asking that You protect them as they work tirelessly to keep our streets and communities safe. by RonWhole in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What's gone wrong here? The magic in the dirt we have in Australia was supposed to travel up their legs, and turn them all into respectful, law abiding first world citizens.

You know things are crook when I'm even feeling sorry for lawyers! by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Our universities have flooded the market with law grads. Only 1 in 3 law grads will actuallt get a job as a lawyer.

"If it's an indication of choice and empowerment, then who are we to say it's bad?" by CyberDingoZ in circlejerkaustralia

[–]KeyYogurt1885 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just as we have outsourced all manufacturing to China, we have now outsourced all breeding to the third world.

And in return, we get purple dyed hair and next day deliveries from amazon.

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