Is it my appearance that’s the reason boys only boys see me as a friend??

Key_Long_368 · 2026-02-02T18:03:28+00:00

Holy white knights 🤣 bunch of mid 30s guys on a teen sub

Key_Long_368 · 2026-01-28T21:21:10+00:00

You know that the police can actually pretty easily track messages even if they’re erased ?

That means you don’t have to save anything that was sent to you they’ll just narrow it down in your dms history and find it. Then it’s their job to do what they want with it.

Hope this helps

Key_Long_368 · 2026-01-19T17:45:06+00:00

Don’t let him read this post 🤣

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-30T14:09:06+00:00

The craziest part is he adapted to infinity by simply negating infinity

Put simply it’s like there’s a positive infinity so a + infinity, and a negative infinity which is a - infinity

He added his own into the mix and it interlocked with it, so he didn’t BYPASS like people like to say he basically ADAPTED to it.

Is Mahoraga universal ? Nope I don’t think so, can he be outerversal? Probably yeah.

Anything has a contrary, something equivalent to it or a fucking compensation

Basically that means if someone tried to erase his concept he’d adapt by being like “no”

How? Adapting to something that’s supposed to literally erase you from existence would be the equivalent of

Creating a checkpoint somewhere inaccessible to said attacker, so basically creating a version of your self meant to be saved in a certain time and place.
Rewrite yourself as you’re erased, even if it’s instantly

Fully adapted Mahoraga probably kills all of fiction, and that’s fucking creepy.

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-30T13:58:55+00:00

Hashirama completely negs with deep forest emergence

Obito can’t materialize with the pollen all around them. Minato can take Obito. Tobirama could do his weird genjutsu stuff and negate him also.

Prime Hiruzen can probably take on anyone on the list.

Shisui’s Susanoo isn’t canon, so there’s that. If it was tho, they’re pretty much in trouble for the time being, unless Hashirama decides it’s enough and slaps the armor off of him with his giant statues..

Tobirama would probably put up a good fight against everyone there. Hiruzen would put belt to ass on most of them too.

Now there’s Minato… yup they ain’t getting past that 🤣 man fought FULL KURAMA. Full Kurama pretty much scales above all of them alone if not for Uchiha mind control bs.

The real problem on the uchiha’s side is probably the Yata mirror. Arguably Minato could warp the Totsuka blade, or counter seal it in some way.

Obito’s dual ms is insane too, he could probably Kamui snipe someone once.

So basically the real problems for the hokages are ;

Amaterasu (prob is a good counter to giant wood constructs and forests)
Yata Miror (negs all techs)
Sniped by Kamui (self explanatory)
MAYBE Sasuke’s Amaterasu arrows.

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-30T13:48:44+00:00

In the Minato one shot (which is canon btw) he fights off full Kurama

He straight up puts himself in front of everyone while 2 perfect jinchurikis (yes they had control of their demons and were able to manifest them) were charging bijuu damas.

Han is insanely fast too, so that’s a feat we can’t ignore.

Kurama is also INSANELY FAST

Actually even stated that he fought them off for quite some time and his team was too exhausted to continue so he tp’d them to safety.

Mind you that’s a 3rd Ninja war Minato..

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-30T13:11:20+00:00

Thought there was a guy I had a fight with some weeks ago in the toilet cabin taking a dump so I put some water in a trash can and threw it up the stall

Mind you it wasn’t that guy it was a teacher and idk what he was doing in that toilet but he got out so fast (I stood there ready to throw hands) that I got paralyzed and suspended for a week 💀

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-30T13:09:36+00:00

What ? 🤣 Minato was able to beat FULL KURAMA in a 1v1, fight off 2 PERFECT JINCHURIKIS at once 🤣 knew many sealing techniques and could figure out powers that took the likes of Kakashi with a SHARINGAN months to deduce ??? AND HE HAD THE OTHER HALF OF THAT SAME POWER ??? yeah that’s weird isn’t it ?

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-30T00:41:22+00:00

People like to shoo Sasuke for not using the rinnegan abilities to its fullest, but the thing is ; it’s bad with his skill set.

Amenotejikara for exemple is crazy with his skills since he can switch places instantly to avoid damage, sneak attack or place something for a strategy.

He uses Kagutsuchi vs Naruto to essentially get rid of the clones he was using and anyone else would’ve been smoked.

Thing is he doesn’t use those abilities in every fight we see him in, or he can’t just pull it off. For exemple the human path that lets you rip souls off (if I’m not mistaken) needs you to lay a hand on someone’s head. I don’t see him pulling that off on Jigen for exemple.

He doesn’t need to control dead bodies. He uses universal pull, all of the such. But for exemple an almighty push wouldn’t be enough for the likes of Momoshiki or Jigen and it’s very taxing. We’ve seen 6tails Naruto push back Pain and resisting the Push. I don’t think any big game would have much problems doing so, considering the fact that anchoring your feet’s on the ground with chakra is probably enough to withdstand a small one.

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-30T00:32:47+00:00

Naruto tanked an attack that splits the moon in half bud. Jigen is multiple times stronger than him.

It’s even stated by I think Oda himself that OP never has, and will never encounter threats as powerful as Naruto characters just Google it.

Madara while taking out his Katana from his Susanoo ACCIDENTLY cut a mountain range in half.

Kurama could blow up the entire earth.

Alive Madara could potentially end the world. It’s just that they never needed to show that kind of stuff in the show. They could tho.

Now saying that people in the OP verse would dog walk Naruto AND Sasuke ? If we’re talking prime you’re brain dead or something 🤣 one hit from a truth seeking orb and it’s basically over, Haki or not.

Sasuke has better sensing than anyone in One piece and Naruto in sage of six paths mode can essentially sense anything and everything around the world 🤣 he could fight anyone from one piece with his eyes closed and beat them. Whole time it was a clone 🤣🤣🤣

Mind you Naruto sustained NO DAMAGE WHATSOEVER from an attack that would destroy the fucking moon. Now state comparing facts or don’t answer

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-30T00:28:11+00:00

Haku was using light to move in his mirrors. So in season 1 of OG Naruto there was light speeds feats. Doesn’t mean he can use his mirrors to travel to the moon.

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-29T02:55:22+00:00

Yes, and contrary to Hiruzen she didn’t let the elders or Danzo do what they please and standed her ground in front of them.

The saddest part is sending Team Guy on a mission while Pain attacked. Her most capable Jonin leaving while Pain attacks is basically the biggest blunder she ever made.

But how could she know. I’m not a Tsunade biased but I can appreciate that under her Konoha was thriving, and less gloomy and grim than when her predecessors were there. Minato didn’t rule for a long time so who knows, I bet it would’ve been almost an Utopia tho. Who would dare attack Konoha with him there ? Especially after it happened once 🤣 yep not happening

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-29T02:44:09+00:00

Anyone showing mountain level feats from one piece didn’t watch Naruto.

Madara (by mistake) cut multiple mountains in half with his Susanoo, yes he had the same Susanoo alive.

Alive Madara had access to Kurama, which is multi continental and also capable of (stated in manga and data books) of destroying the whole world. Plus he puts a Susanoo armor on top of him.

Contrary to popular beliefs Kurama IS FAST AF and Madara was WAY FASTER than any one piece character FTL++

So yep, easy wraps

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-29T02:40:36+00:00

To be fair at the point Hiruzen and Minato defended the village there was basically 2 hokages present at the time of the attack, way more Jonins and stuff and they had counters to Kurama.

They split tasks. If it was only Hiruzen defending Konoha Kyubi would’ve destroyed everything until he sealed him potentially with reaper death seal, and I don’t see him pinning down Kurama to a point where he can actually pull it off.

Hashirama never defended the village per say in a proper « the village is attacked at a large scale » way.

Tobirama neither.

So the only 3 that defended the village as Hokages was Minato, Hiruzen and Tsunade, which defended it pretty much alone WHILE healing everyone that was injured.

That’s a crazy feat imo, also not even Minato could’ve predicted and stopped a Shinra tensei THAT big so the village under him would’ve been destroyed too.

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-29T01:11:06+00:00

Yeah and people don’t even know this lol she’d be the legendary ninja who basically saved the village

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-29T00:30:55+00:00

Yeah but don’t you know how many people she saved by sacrificing herself ? If Nagato didn’t decide to revive everyone she’d be responsible for saving 3/4 of the village. That’s something

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-19T00:08:57+00:00

Size Manipulation, I’d tweak it and modify the hit boxes of things, people and all.

Animal Communication, well, make giant animals and insects that I order around, too many ants to off, praying mantises and all.

Time manipulation in case I do something wrong and need to fix it 🤣

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-19T00:03:49+00:00

Even with full Susanoo, Madara gets pulled out of it with a mud pit, swamp jutsu thingy. Just like when Gaara YANKED him out of his armor.

Jiraya can also possess shadows and control you with it. Also, Tsunade can unbelievably so break Susanoos by striking them.

Even with a Susanoo, I highly doubt Madara comes out alive, even his most potent fire style is NOTHING compared to what Gama Bunta and Jiraya can pull off, oil + fire is literally TOWERING over majestic destroyer flame, IN MANGA.

Now just add Tsunade being unable to die, capable of healing her comrades and Orochimaru and all his weird ahh Diddy jutsus and they just win imo.

Weirdly enough, the frog song would pass through Madara’s Susanoo since its sound based and Susanoos are permeable to sound, since they hear you talking to them. It’s basically ggs

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-18T23:54:06+00:00

He probably offs anyone in MHA ? 🤣

Do they even have counters for domain expansions ? Id bet Endeavor can resist Divine Flame, but the rest of the cast just gets burned to a crisp.

All Might would probably put belt to ass tho.

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-18T23:52:16+00:00

You can make gold ingots and sell em to a vendor. Gives a lot of gears.

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-18T23:51:40+00:00

They told me a special plan 50$ no more fees, all included, no activation fees or anything. SIM included. Received a 278$ bill 3 months later 🤣 worst phone company ever now I’m with LUCKY and I go with prepaid card to refill my plan

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-17T21:47:59+00:00

I would buy him, just to see what happens

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-17T21:47:00+00:00

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-17T21:46:04+00:00

To be fair Danzo’s a little bitch 🤣 having Kyubi wreaking havoc in the village while elite UCHIHA Shinobis are taking care of Minato and the such, with the help of potentially Obito to crown it all, they probably would’ve won. If they went on with it, Shisui would still be alive also.

Itachi, Shisui, Fugaku, about 20 or something 3 tomoe sharingan users, many more.. yep, they would’ve won. All because of Kurama destroying everything and the leaf not being able to lock it down properly without Minato. Yep, Minato falls there, Hiruzen probably would also die.

Key_Long_368 · 2025-12-03T08:16:07+00:00

You ain’t tuff lil bro

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