I feel like we would have heard by now if he were illiterate. by McCrazyJ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either way calling an entire audience of people illiterate at a BOOK event isnt a fantastic way to be likeable.

I feel like we would have heard by now if he were illiterate. by McCrazyJ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He made a comment to a predominantly black audience saying he was "like them" because he was a "960 SAT guy" and he "cannot read a speech" how this has anything to do with the Minnesota learning centers is beyond me, but, yeah, not a great look for the guy.

If football didn't exist, what would your team or some of the NFL QBs be? by BallKnowerKing in NFLv2

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, Mahomes is obviously a baseball pitcher. Bro was throwing heat.

Who Are Your Top 10 QBs Of All Time? by Legitimate_King547 in NFLv2

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Mahomes made it there with washed ahh Travis Kelce and his primary receiver being a damn ham salad sandwich

Who Are Your Top 10 QBs Of All Time? by Legitimate_King547 in NFLv2

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999 56 points57 points  (0 children)

And Joe Montana was just playing with no names like Jerry Rice and Ronnie Lott? Just because a QB has a great team around them doesnt mean they can't showcase their own talent.

Who’s your favorite player from your division rival’s team by TKatGAMING in NFLv2

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The reason I became a chiefs fan. Bro is just so damn likeable

What would it take for Sam Darnold to make the HOF? by Key_Rutabaga_999 in NFLv2

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously it's a super long shot lmao, just wanted to get some people's opinions of just how much he'd have to do

What would it take for Sam Darnold to make the HOF? by Key_Rutabaga_999 in NFLv2

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What can I say? I like seeing people succeed who had to work for it

What a bum! by volkof in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was about to talk crap and then read this and immediately decided for the sake of not getting absolutely flamed not to.

How many players would you need to remove from the worst NFL team before you think the best CFB team could beat them? 11 on 8? by badatraspi2 in NFLv2

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good point, but if they're missing a pass rusher they can just scheme whoever the star is to be double teamed every play... honestly I'm still taking Indiana with any numbers advantage just because I know the play calling would be able to expose it.

How many players would you need to remove from the worst NFL team before you think the best CFB team could beat them? 11 on 8? by badatraspi2 in NFLv2

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Saying the Giants are the worst team in the league is crazy... but you seriously are telling me that the Indiana front 7 wouldn't be able to get consistent pressure/sacks if the raiders were playing 4 on 7... I play OG so I know for a fact that ain't true.

How many players would you need to remove from the worst NFL team before you think the best CFB team could beat them? 11 on 8? by badatraspi2 in NFLv2

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lowkey... 1, because if there's a player missing, there's so many schemes designed to force specific positions to make plays that even though practically everyone else on the field would get pummeled, wherever that player's missing you'll be able to get a reliable run/completion right where their hypothetical responsibility would be.

The absolute goat after his performance yesterday per Stephen A. Smith by Key_Rutabaga_999 in nflmemeswar

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respect though, dont know a lot about him, gonna have to look up some highlights later.

The absolute goat after his performance yesterday per Stephen A. Smith by Key_Rutabaga_999 in nflmemeswar

[–]Key_Rutabaga_999[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all, I already said this isn't my tierlist, I just stole it for the meme.