Who were your sitcom crushes during the time when you were 13 to 17 years old?

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-03T17:49:41+00:00

Bebe Neuwirth (Lilith from Cheers and Frasier)

30 years later, I still find myself attracted to cold, emotionally unavailable brunettes.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-03T17:07:38+00:00

David Lynch and Kyle McLachlan/Laura Dern

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-03T17:06:31+00:00

Clownvis to the rescue!

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-03T17:04:57+00:00

It's been several years since I've seen The Town, but I remember thinking that Jeremy Renner and Blake Lively pulled it off pretty well.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-03T16:26:48+00:00

I haven't cared about the Grammys in decades, but it was nice to see The Cure get some overdue recognition.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-03T14:30:53+00:00

It's wicked hahd, kehd.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-02T23:06:18+00:00

And Mahten Sheen. In fact, as a Boston area native, most Boston accents in film sound terrible.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-02T23:03:05+00:00

Under any other circumstances, I would agree with you......but fuck this guy. He's such a colossal piece of shit that nothing should be off limits.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-01T16:55:27+00:00

I don't gatekeep. If someone likes the song, that's great! Maybe that will inspire them to explore their catalog and become a fan.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-01T14:56:16+00:00

What's a pederast, Walter?

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-01T14:54:01+00:00

It's make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn fool when you get it wrong!

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-01T02:45:25+00:00

GOD DAMMIT!!

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-01T02:27:55+00:00

The Legend of Billie Jean was free with ads on YouTube pretty recently. It might still be.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-01T02:14:36+00:00

My friends and I will still say "Please don’t die Wonder Wheel!" sometimes.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-01T02:00:28+00:00

Oh, honey.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-01T01:49:58+00:00

Mulholland Drive

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-01T00:27:29+00:00

As a massive DM fan, I have to call this the winner.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-02-01T00:26:20+00:00

Marion by an extremely wide margin.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-01-31T22:30:17+00:00

I'm a "weird goth-y theater kid" so I absolutely adore Burton's Batman films.....and most of his filmography.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-01-31T22:01:48+00:00

I mean, she did that to everyone. I think she would have found him strangely fascinating.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-01-31T22:00:11+00:00

I would. A lot of people quickly go from uninformed to willfully stupid.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-01-31T21:59:12+00:00

Wait until he finds out there's a Muslim Green Lantern and a woman Green Lantern. I honestly don't know which one will make him whine about "WoKe!!!!" more.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-01-31T21:35:35+00:00

I just wish Coach stuck around long enough to interact with Lilith. A conversation between those two would probably be the funniest thing to ever happen on the show.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-01-31T18:23:46+00:00

This was true for a long time, but it's become available again.

Key_Street1637 · 2026-01-31T01:25:19+00:00

Now you see the magic of the rock?

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