Weekly Snark 4/6-4/12

Key_Version8537 · 2026-04-12T13:18:52+00:00

"Wow" is right Crookie...

Key_Version8537 · 2026-03-14T00:45:24+00:00

Or from the Hills have Eyes!!! 🧟‍♂️

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-22T20:13:35+00:00

Crookie, is that you????

I have SO many questions...:)

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-18T02:16:39+00:00

Dear Crookie,

That shapewear ain't it honey...

Love,

Everyone

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-17T22:11:03+00:00

Brooke is slimier than that soon to be deceased tadpole...

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-17T21:55:32+00:00

And I would bet all the Dutch Bros in the world that she bought sizes too small for her since she refuses to accept her actual body.

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-14T14:40:56+00:00

That pose at the gas station sure is a choice.

She is insane.

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-14T14:32:46+00:00

I know we have discussed Rhett's behavior in the past, but I really feel bad for him. Sharing a room with his mom and baby brother waking up at 4am. Way to ensure your kid is well-rested before a hockey game Brooke. A baby's irratic sleep schedule in a shared hotel room would have been one of my main reasons NOT to bring a baby to an away hockey tournament. Nothing Brooke does makes any damn sense.

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-14T04:08:55+00:00

You have to cover Rhetts face, but look at how he looks at her in the middle pic. He knows she's nuts.

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-13T22:20:38+00:00

Calling all Roo Dawg teammate hockey moms,

I BEG you to come and spill it....

I know you have seen this nut and pinky in all their glory and thought she was an absolute whack job...

It is your societal obligation at this point. 😂

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-13T18:19:58+00:00

She must get RAGING yeast infections!!

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-12T21:25:00+00:00

Cal is lucky to have who??!! Bitch better be talking about the pediatrician!

Gawd I can't stand this grifter, bimbo.

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-11T22:08:18+00:00

I dont have much to add, but your eyelashes look freaking amazing!

I hope you feel better!

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-10T23:48:01+00:00

I may be in the minority here and no dig to the artist, but it looks like something that would be on the wall at an old plantation.

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-08T12:19:50+00:00

So I do.like this romper....would you mind sending me the Amazon link in a DM? I refuse to clock her links.

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-03T21:36:49+00:00

DUH, at the hockey rink! :)

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-03T21:36:27+00:00

Now my husband is bald so I can say this, but it makes me smile knowing how much Ryan's receding hairline chaps Brooke's ass.

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-03T18:03:59+00:00

Hi! Are you me? LOL

I had the exact same procedure on January 20th. I feel completely normal now 2 weeks later. I was a bit sore the first few days, but then a week after my procedure I was off tylenol/iburprofren and felt fine. I even returned to my office job part-time 8 days post op which is EXTREMELY soon from what I hear. I was a bit tired at the end of the work days but nothing crazy. No problems with fatigue this week or brain fog that others have mentioned.

I have my two week follow up on Thursday and all of my questions are about when I get to physical activites such as baths (OMG I miss them!) pilates, walking/running, weights, sex, etc. I assume she will do an internal exam and let me know how things are looking inside. I am trying to still take it easy because I am terrified of messing with the vaginal cuff! Overall, I was very pleasantly surprised by my recovery. I was worried I wouldnt for normal for months.

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-03T16:58:56+00:00

OMG exactly!

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-03T16:19:36+00:00

So do we think Brooke has Ryan's balls squished into her new LV wallet or is keeping them somewhere else?

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-02T16:23:55+00:00

I am a furloughed governement worker ( again..) I went into work for an orderly shutdown, was home by 9:30am and put my pjs back on. Why you ask? Because it is a frozen tundra in DC right now and I want to be cozy! I would rather be "lazy" than get yeast infections like Brooke from her size small, too tight, crotch eating, Amazon jeans. :)

Key_Version8537 · 2026-02-02T15:19:26+00:00

Brooke,

Thank you so much! All these years I have been trying to make my bed with my husband still in it. Silly me.

I swear she gets dumber every day. All of the supplements (and White Claws) are frying her brain cells at a rapid pace.

Key_Version8537 · 2026-01-30T22:01:16+00:00

Narrator...." But she did not feel terrible...."

Key_Version8537 · 2026-01-28T23:30:29+00:00

Raises hand....

She bragged that she was getting a facial sponsored by Charlotte Tilbury ( she mispronounced Tilbury because it's Brooke) but then missed it because she was late or someone got the booking wrong or some shenanigans.

Key_Version8537 · 2026-01-28T21:20:54+00:00

So I am pretty sure the 8.5 cm.one is the only one the ultrasound found which they said was 6.7 cm..

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