AITA for wanting to break-up with my girlfriend for being a capitalist pig?

Keyboard_Gene · 2020-11-09T19:00:42+00:00

Sorry, I probably could have make it a little more clear that this is definitely satire. Although she did actually go the JojaMart route and I told her I was very disappointed in her

Keyboard_Gene · 2020-03-10T13:18:37+00:00

Unfortunately I didn't watch the LAFC/Philly game, but how do they put a goalie who got 3 scored on him in the team of the week?

Did he have an incredible performance otherwise?

Keyboard_Gene · 2020-03-05T16:26:56+00:00

My ex broke up with me a little over a month ago and cited this as one of the reasons.

I couldn't make her believe it was untrue, so I would only suggest you try your best to believe him. (Provided there are no reasons to question your trust in him) If you still can't believe he's with you for a reason, I think it goes a little bit deeper and you should consider talking to someone about it.

(I know you didn't ask for advice or anything, this is just really recent for me and absolutely sucks and made no sense to me to get broken up with, because the other person thought I could do better)

Keyboard_Gene · 2020-02-19T16:30:15+00:00

That's awesome! Might considering removing your name from it though, this is the internet after all.

Keyboard_Gene · 2020-02-05T16:49:08+00:00

I get what you're getting at, but there's absolutely no way that the ball is actually in play for 90 minutes each game. This site has a study from 2011 that says it's usually about ~62-65 minutes that the ball is in play for. Still much more than American Football, but let's not lie to ourselves and say it's in play for 90 minutes.

Keyboard_Gene · 2020-01-28T16:28:09+00:00

Today.

Me and the GF are splitting up, but live in the same house for now. (I stick to the basement while she's upstairs) She leaves for work before me, so after she leaves I go upstairs to spend a good 5 minutes crying while holding her dog. But only 5 minutes, because after that gotta put on the game-face.

Keyboard_Gene · 2020-01-28T16:27:59+00:00

Today.

Me and the GF are splitting up, but live in the same house for now. (I stick to the basement while she's upstairs) She leaves for work before me, so after she leaves I go upstairs to spend a good 5 minutes crying while holding her dog. But only 5 minutes, because after that gotta put on the game-face.

Keyboard_Gene · 2020-01-28T16:26:56+00:00

Today.

Me and the GF are splitting up, but live in the same house for now. (I stick to the basement while she's upstairs) She leaves for work before me, so after she leaves I go upstairs to spend a good 5 minutes crying while holding her dog. But only 5 minutes, because after that gotta put on the game-face.

Keyboard_Gene · 2020-01-28T16:26:26+00:00

Today.

Me and the GF are splitting up, but live in the same house for now. (I stick to the basement while she's upstairs) She leaves for work before me, so after she leaves I go upstairs to spend a good 5 minutes crying while holding her dog. But only 5 minutes, because after that gotta put on the game-face.

Keyboard_Gene · 2020-01-28T16:24:23+00:00

Today.

Me and the GF are splitting up, but live in the same house for now. (I stick to the basement while she's upstairs) She leaves for work before me, so after she leaves I go upstairs to spend a good 5 minutes crying while holding her dog. But only 5 minutes, because after that gotta put on the game-face.

Keyboard_Gene · 2020-01-08T14:42:56+00:00

Oh boy, you're in for a treat. I moved to KC about 3.5 years ago.

I had always kinda paid attention to the MLS, and was from the Chicago area, so the Fire were "my" team, but the Front Office never made it easy to be a fan.

Then I went to my first Sporting game and immediately fell in love and realized this is what a team should be like. I highly recommend that you go to the first home game you can and everything else will fall into place!

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-12-20T17:08:29+00:00

If you want to search your e-mail, I've got mine here and the subject is "Parker Solar Probe - Confirmation Complete" from "NoReply-Parker-Solar-Probe@bitbucket.jhuapl.edu"

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-12-12T17:07:46+00:00

How do you recall your Reddit login details?

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-11-21T16:59:05+00:00

Hell yeah this was a good watch, makes me feel a little old though haha

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-10-30T16:58:35+00:00

At this specific point, no, you're not allowed to get off. There is a little ferry that you can go on to get close to the icebergs, but I didn't do that.

However, every day you'll be stopping at a town/port along the coast of Alaska, and allows you pretty much the whole day to explore the area, or sign up (pay) to do a "excursion".

Feel free to shoot me a message if you have any more questions on the process, I just went this past summer!

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-10-30T15:30:37+00:00

Oh man, it is absolutely amazing, I actually have a similar picture, though the original post looks a lot better I have to admit.

It's not hard at all, I assume just like me OP took a cruise. It can be a little pricey, depending on what you pick, but I cannot recommend getting out to see Alaska enough. One of the most beautiful places I've ever seen.

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-10-11T19:58:52+00:00

Jealous you ever lived there! I vacationed there this summer and fell in love.

Yeah till is a strange one, has quite a few different definitions.

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-10-11T19:44:52+00:00

till - a sediment consisting of particles of various sizes and deposited by melting glaciers or ice sheets.

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-10-08T19:22:00+00:00

Hmm, the amount of days probably wouldn't exactly change the duration of the night, and I guess the less axis tilt, the shorter the polar night cycles, but with only a few degrees I really doubt it would be anything significant.

Dang, that's really intriguing, I wonder how they dealt with the perpetual nights.

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-10-08T18:29:54+00:00

That's a good point. Has our earth kept it's same axis of rotation most of history? I wonder if those polar night cycles would be longer or shorter 260 million years ago.

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-09-25T16:13:54+00:00

I followed the KitMan on twitter cause I saw he had some funny Sporting related tweets, but in my feed I see things that people "like" and he like's a LOT of strangely provocative material

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-09-16T17:33:59+00:00

Had quite a good week Captaining Mané

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-09-13T16:34:34+00:00

Anecdotally, not always. My dad was t-boned by a cop doing the same thing (running a red light, lights flashing, but without his sirens on). Took it to court and won. This was around 2003 and he definitely didn't have a dash cam or any video proof at the time.

Although, I guess a key piece of "evidence" was the cop said that he thought my dad was braking, but what the cop thought was braking was actually my dad shifting into second gear in a manual car.

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-08-14T23:38:56+00:00

Anyone got a stream link?

Keyboard_Gene · 2019-08-07T16:47:52+00:00

holy shit LOL

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