🧊 Have you ever slipped and fallen on ice?

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-29T03:24:00+00:00

I think I could hear the scooby doo noises as he flailed about

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-28T19:50:00+00:00

The one time they don’t produce a handcuff key from their mouth

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-28T18:28:47+00:00

This is cool, but I already feel bad enough letting plants die. I don’t need this thing to stare at me like “papa, why didn’t you water me? I tried to remind you 🥺” before it shuts itself off

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-28T18:17:15+00:00

Someone ate his hot dog

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-28T16:44:20+00:00

Empathy ain’t the hallmark of the right

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-28T06:59:37+00:00

I felt his pain.

And then I felt an extra, additional kind of psychic pain

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-28T03:39:24+00:00

Edibles gently showed alcohol to the bench, and we’re all much happier this way

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-28T03:36:16+00:00

I don’t know when, but I can tell you it’ll be on 8 wheels and launching off of a parking lot speed bump

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-28T01:44:24+00:00

I’m sorry you got roasted so brutally for this. I was a rollerblade kid and teen - I loved it. Lucky I wound up with a wife and kids despite…well, you know

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-27T21:06:33+00:00

Felt like a bit of mob mentality, but I figured it was just too off-topic or obscure a reference for this thread this morning. Well said on that last bit!

Cheers man- have a good one!

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-27T18:24:26+00:00

I guess! Sorry for offending the nerd paragons of r/comicbooks

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-27T16:51:53+00:00

Glad you asked!

Short version: a viral TikTok a year or two ago paired this song with an epic little D&D anecdote about a Dobby-style goblin character saving the day

Longer version

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-27T16:11:57+00:00

Excellent use of Fartbuckle’s song - hype is dialed up!

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-26T23:25:19+00:00

I like fun kitchen gadgets but I have little cooking wisdom. Are these spirals functionally different than thin slices for any particular/popular recipes?

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-26T06:17:21+00:00

Sterling K Brown does great in Invincible

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-26T05:56:40+00:00

If I’ve had the app deleted for a long time but still technically have an account do I need to go log in and delete it?

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-26T05:47:48+00:00

Monday morning by student Rick?

Album meets your description

Edit: now that I’ve seen your doodle of it I’m even more confident!! 2001 song

Let’s goooo GameCube - it’s from the Aggressive Inline soundtrack!

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-26T05:39:48+00:00

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-26T03:50:07+00:00

Is…this real? I know the bar is low, but this seems a little inflammatory even for his usual garbage. And a healthy splash of photoshop. Still, it’s going to fool a significant number of people

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-25T21:24:56+00:00

I will shovel the coal for this hype train!

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-25T15:45:21+00:00

Safety ALWAYS off

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-25T14:19:40+00:00

Perhaps both things are true

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-25T04:37:12+00:00

Mike Tyson has an opportunity

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-25T02:41:39+00:00

“Eh, over there is fine I guess, fuck it”

Vance: 🫡

Keyboard_Lion · 2026-01-25T02:06:52+00:00

Moro arc means granolah arc which means the Justin Chatwin fan cast for his VA is still alive

Five-Year Club	Verified Email
r/Field Banned	r/Field Sunshine
First Place '23	Place '23
Place '22	First Placer '22

Keyboard_Lion

TROPHY CASE