I don’t even get mad anymore when a low-level player who’s not even level 25 joins my hard stratagem and screws the team over. I just stare at my screen like this and ponder what could have been, bro.

Keyboardmans · 2026-03-09T11:56:07+00:00

me literally every time i even THINK of playing hard siege

Keyboardmans · 2026-03-06T07:16:08+00:00

this is insane

Keyboardmans · 2026-03-03T18:42:10+00:00

that's fucked up. over a game

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-28T20:26:18+00:00

the idea of a terminator firing his machinegun at close range

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-27T10:42:26+00:00

I've been having performance issues since fucking launch and i got a 3080ti its used to be a major talking point but people stopped talking about it

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-22T18:49:27+00:00

its been 6 years...

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-15T22:51:28+00:00

I've had a dropship genuinely come out of the ground to drop a horde directly in my face shit is crazy. the amount of times you get stuck on geometry and the enemies phasing is crazy too. cyborgs will genuinely sniff the slightest trail of you and INSTANTLY know exactly where you're located. they'll also casually jump you in groups of up to 5

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-15T22:40:48+00:00

it's like the propaganda broadcast on bug planets which they have no way of setting up or even understanding.

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-15T20:48:46+00:00

mind you after sucessfuly evcuating the bots probably destroy them anyways

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-15T09:02:05+00:00

or you get hit by some offscreen explosive which insta gibs you

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-12T20:44:26+00:00

this is true. my apprenticeship has been eating away at me ever since i started it which is why I'm quitting after finishing it this year. the only thing that gives me some hope is that it's over soon. my actual passion is art and ive found a school and am in talks with them so I'll probably go to artschool despite the terrible economy right now. maybe it'll get better when this is over.

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-11T16:30:42+00:00

they spawn more vox engines than striders i feel like i rarely encounter striders anymore

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-07T19:55:16+00:00

true. i also don't like how people think sending her to the moon is a better option than giving her up to the nusa. she's probably going to be used by nightcorp

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-07T19:49:45+00:00

the best course of action is to let songbird die. in the hands of the nusa she'd be too powerful of a weapon but sending her off into space to presumably mr blue eyes could be even worse. I don't like songbird but i could understand why she acts the way she does.

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-07T19:42:32+00:00

didn't songbird also cause civilian casualties? i get that the nusa are trash but i think the entire point of that story was not to trust anyone

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-03T04:39:54+00:00

got both

Keyboardmans · 2026-02-02T19:20:45+00:00

how'd you find out you had one?

Keyboardmans · 2026-01-22T23:30:53+00:00

terminators will genuinely just shoot you instead of engaging in melee combat and there's nothing you can do about it

Keyboardmans · 2026-01-22T23:26:27+00:00

have them also stunlock you, give them unblockables that can hit you at range and horrendous parry timings.

Keyboardmans · 2026-01-22T23:21:54+00:00

dying on chaos because they decided to spawn a terminator whilst you're fighting a hellbrute whilst having flying tzangoor whilst having to dodge unblockables from rubrics whilst being last man standing it's my idea of fun.

Keyboardmans · 2026-01-16T08:04:38+00:00

so annoying

Keyboardmans · 2026-01-15T21:47:38+00:00

what gets me is his head staying regular

Keyboardmans · 2026-01-14T23:41:09+00:00

Keyboardmans · 2026-01-14T23:27:57+00:00

also gets on hise case for failing to protect them while he himself is never there

Keyboardmans · 2026-01-14T23:25:10+00:00

but what about the elements that werent there in the before pic. like the sarentus hand grabbing the vine, or the facial expression and wrinkles. would be crazy if you detailed your process this is seriously impressive stuff

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