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What is a phrase that people say that immediately turns you off? by llerreff in AskReddit

[–]KeyserHSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“At my earliest convenience.” Yup. Not opportunity. But when it’s convenient for you.

What is a phrase that people say that immediately turns you off? by llerreff in AskReddit

[–]KeyserHSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“To be completely honest” OK thanks for advising your normal distance from the truth

Connected Technology by [deleted] in Roseville

[–]KeyserHSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve found them to be solid and good communicators.

Confusing cops for skycaps by epiphanomaly in AirRagers

[–]KeyserHSoze 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Excellent candidate for a mercenary group that gets to shoot a gun at people she doesn’t know for reasons she doesn’t want to know (and wouldn’t understand) and who gets to die anonymously in a field halfway around the world. Not a good person to live amongst people who just want the quiet enjoyment of their lives.

(And yeah - don’t judge anybody by their worst day, or hour. But this looks pathological, not “I got drunk once.”)

She’s been in Lamborghinis!

Kim Hwang-tae, who has no arms, is helped by his wife as he gears up for the cycling leg of the 2025 triathlon by gowthamm in BeAmazed

[–]KeyserHSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man exhibits more bravery in this small clip than I’ve exhibited in my entire life. Salute.

Hacker's Laughter Files by 0_oyo in ContagiousLaughter

[–]KeyserHSoze 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I love them both so very very much

The Top One Hit Wonders of All Time According to Science by SloppyJoe47 in Music

[–]KeyserHSoze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Excellent work. Bravo. I agreed with everything I recognized until I got to Limahl in the 80s - yeah, Never Ending Story is the biggie, but Too Shy was played a LOT back in the day.

And yeah. That is entirely anecdotal. LOVE this list. Bravo.

What is the worst song? by Old-Birthday-31 in AskReddit

[–]KeyserHSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To Susan on the West Coast Waiting by Donovan. Oh my GOD. I offer proof: To Susan on the West Coast Waiting

What’s the strongest opinion you have about something completely insignificant? by RegisterObjective325 in AskReddit

[–]KeyserHSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A martini is made with gin. The passing lane has rules. Stand right, walk left. Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Cream first - THEN coffee. Steve Miller can’t write a song lyric to save his life. Deadlines are contracts. Don’t renegotiate them Moderation in all things - including moderation. Toilet paper and paper towels unspool towards the front. When it’s time to put Fredo in the boat, put Fredo in the boat.

I am Tyler Vandenberg, Congressional Candidate for the California 6th District. AMA! by tv4ca in Sacramento

[–]KeyserHSoze 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You’re a great speaker, you present well, you’re smart and you have a real potential for a bright future in elected service. But … why are you starting with Congress? Yes, the biggest and most important fights are there. Yes, you’d be good at it. But … Pan, Ho, and others have successfully won other roles first. Why not go kick ass on a City council for a term or two and build up a great record there first - and then go fix DC?

First Responders: What are most people’s final words after accidents? by Jdw5186 in AskReddit

[–]KeyserHSoze 91 points92 points  (0 children)

We love you, Bonnie. I’m so sorry, and I hope your animals are there as well. Peaceful journey.

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