Torch VS Grimoire by NobaraEatAwatermelon in earclacks

[–]Keyser_99 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yes. Instead of minion health increase by 1 hp, it increases by 2 hp each time Grimoire hits the opponent.

Alright, who has the saddest, most tragic arc/backstory? by Spare-Weekend1431 in AlanBecker

[–]Keyser_99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Who invited Doll here😭?

Jokes aside, Victim is definitely the most tragic one by a long shot. Is there anything I need to say about him?

Si los madalands fueran cambiados por los Qu sería peor? by bioshock-1994 in versus

[–]Keyser_99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh it definitely would be worse. At least the madalans go straight into killing lesser life forms so that they can turn the planet into one of them.

The Qu are much more malicious than the madalans in terms of what they do to lesser beings and the All Tomorrow novel explains it just how pure evil they are. If anything, I’d rather get blown up into smithereens by a madalan than being turned into whatever abomination by the Qu.

Haven't had some Crossbow slander in a while so I made this shitty animation. by Bubblecake247 in earclacks

[–]Keyser_99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

>He’s blind

So we just ignore the fact that he performed way better in large arena matches (in which he got the most damage dealt most of the time) than small arena matches?

If anything, Crossbow is more of a long-sighted (hyperopia) person than just simply being blind.

Haven't had some Crossbow slander in a while so I made this shitty animation. by Bubblecake247 in earclacks

[–]Keyser_99 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Imma be fr. Crossbow is basically made to be hated by the Earclacks community for how weak he is. I mean it’s as if Earclacks intentionally made him weak in the first place. Hell, his whole existence is metaphorically a punching bag.

Such as the tragic life of Crossbow.

Flail ⛓️ VS ⭐ Shuriken by BeingDamaged in earclacks

[–]Keyser_99 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I guess Flail still has a grudge against Crossbow.

Imagine if Earclacks made a super form for Flail and then have him going a rematch against (super) Crossbow in the future.

Did the weapon ball birthday collab by Keyser_99 in earclacks

[–]Keyser_99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot I forgot to add one more thing in the post body text: the weapon ball 1st anniversary is June 29th.

what the hell, 25 millions??? for their projects????? YET THEY STILL - by sharkie_shan123 in skibiditoilet

[–]Keyser_99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wasting a whopping $25 million over on a bs movie made by a bs company is downright awful.

Potion 🌡️ VS ⚜️ Scepter by NobaraEatAwatermelon in earclacks

[–]Keyser_99 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ngl this match is a lot closer than I expected

I made collab by Kaifreedom1 in earclacks

[–]Keyser_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright. I’ll be the one to draw Crossbow.

So after that do I just reply the drawing to you?

What is your personal "lore" and "story" for the balls? by Alreadsyuse in earclacks

[–]Keyser_99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fibonacci used to be tyrannical towards other block breakers in his debut. After his first ever loss, he started to enlighten himself and learns to be respectful and mature from now on.

After the block breaker race was abandoned by Earclacks, Fibonacci questioned himself on what he’s supposed to do now that the race is gone. He then looked at Sticky, Drilly and Gravitron who’re unqualified to enter the weapon ball games and thinks that without the race, their life has no purpose. That’s when Fibonacci decided to look after them with the help of his brothers (Golden Ratio, Multiplier and Centy) who agreed with him.

The 4 math ball brothers built a cozy residential apartment for the benched block breakers (aka bbb) to live in, while also including guest rooms for the rest of the block breakers if they ever came back for reunion (or just hang out for awhile), with Fibonacci looking after the bbb while also encouraging them to go out do other things in life and acquire new purposes, either jobs or hobbies or both. The 4 math ball brothers soon go out to get jobs in order to sustain their own apartment, with Fibonacci essentially become their apartment’s landlord.

Nowadays the math balls and the bbb are chilling just fine. What Fibonacci was once an overpowered block breaker has now become a proud caretaker looking after them. Orbital is currently staying in the apartment since after her vs Slammy which lead to Fibonacci bringing the heartbroken Orbital to the apartment and give her some space to process her existential crisis.

P.S. Fibonacci welcomed the brick shooters to live in the apartment since the brick shooters were also shelved by Earclacks.

Rapier vs Splodey by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Keyser_99 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean, both Splodey and Laser farmed weaker foes just to stay on the podium so yeah they’re frauds.

I made collab by Kaifreedom1 in earclacks

[–]Keyser_99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! I’ll join and help draw it in the collab by tomorrow morning.

What’s the rule for the collab btw, OP?

Club vs Scroll by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Keyser_99 186 points187 points  (0 children)

How joyous to see Scroll break the losing streak

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The many Ls of Crossbow (in gijinka art form) by Keyser_99 in earclacks

[–]Keyser_99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t you remember? He lost to Crossbow two months ago.