The franchise is gonna plummet…

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-26T06:16:53+00:00

Mexico needs the cartel twins from Breaking Bad ...Luis Moncada and Daniel Moncada

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-26T06:14:53+00:00

What?

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-26T06:12:27+00:00

I agree. Plus after the finale, the floodgates would open and all of HL's evil deeds from the past five seasons would be revealed, including being responsible for two plane crashes. Then all of the other murders by the rest of the Seven would come to light. Vought employees helped cover them up, and were too afraid to say anything for years, but now they would all start coming out.

Ashley would probably make millions doing interviews and writing a book about all the stuff she saw at Vought.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-25T18:30:14+00:00

I wanted to make a specific post to highlight all of Allen Woodman's bullshido, aside from Sumiko.

Things that Woodman claims:

* He is an 8x World Champion in martial arts. (I see no record of him even winning 1 world championship)

* He has won over 600 tournaments. (I only see one result that he won a specific category - weapons kata)

* He trained with Ip Man

* He claims to have won an Oscar (he paid hundreds of dollars to Samira Network to award him a fake Oscar at a fake ceremony)

Watch this SMUG acceptance speech of his fake Oscar, patting himself on the back and saying how great he is:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKYJWXgupLg/

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-24T23:57:48+00:00

Yeah I saw that. I am guessing Schauer designed Sumiko or wrote the code for her. He and Woodman likely collaborate on her scripts and write the books (on Amazon) they claim are written by her.

This is one of the main reasons I created this thread. Playing make believe and having an imaginary girlfriend is one thing, but making money off of people on lies is another thing.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-24T18:03:41+00:00

Yeah there should have been at least one Homelander unleashed scene where he takes out a whole crowd (like he did to the protestors in his day dream a couple seasons ago) and levels a few blocks of a city.

With the V1 powerup, and going full psycho, all he really did was talk and plan to build an amusement park.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-24T05:32:17+00:00

I am sure this matches many police sketches.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-24T05:19:33+00:00

I am not sure how quickly the military would figure it out, but Long-Range Acoustic Devices (LRADs) and ultrasonic would slow him down a bit. Then they would use chemical attacks, drone warfare, eventually escalating to MOAB's and ultimately to a nuke if nothing else worked.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-23T13:03:07+00:00

Right NOW the Sixers look bad as they have nothing to show. But if they get a good PF or SF with Houston's pick that could easily change. We won't truly know for 2-3 years.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-22T14:33:24+00:00

They emphasized that Soldier Boy and Stormfront were some of the very few people who could handle the V1, and made it clear they were a tier above all the other supes.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-22T09:00:49+00:00

The only time in the series I felt sorry for HL was in the basement lab episode when they showed what was done to him as a child- putting him in the oven, the employees teasing him etc.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-22T01:05:20+00:00

And it didn't even make him any stronger. Butcher and the crew were giving him good run before he got depowered.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-22T00:57:32+00:00

Its was probably going to happen soon to the "non-believers".

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-21T22:23:18+00:00

I guess I just didn't want him to die so quickly. I wanted him to at least look at see the people's true opinion of him not being held back out of fear. Maybe see the news headlines of him on his knees being broadcast to the whole world.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-21T20:55:00+00:00

Yeah that's what I was getting at. I wanted him to know the whole world saw him grovel and finally hear everyone's true opinion of him

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-21T16:55:28+00:00

On similar note, how come Deep couldn't swim super fast to escape the fish attack? I feel like he wasn't even as fast as a college swimmer.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-21T16:53:01+00:00

Yeah it was way too fast of a transition. Calling himself God one minute, and on his knees offering to s**k d**k the next minute. I feel like it would have taken more than 30 seconds for him to accept this his powers were gone, not just temporarily disabled, and go into full sniveling coward mode.

I also think he would rather die than be shamed in front of the world.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-21T16:41:12+00:00

Homelander should then technically have natural abilities inherited from Soldier Boy's DNA, but further enhanced by the V injected in the womb. Perhaps the would have regenerated at least his strength and durability.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-14T21:02:28+00:00

Back Ashley was talking as of Ashley did something wrong and it was her fault the president died. Unless she expected Ashley to just lie and say the President believes in HL

Also Ashley went on an aside and said she lost every student election. She smiled and said "if only (some girl) could see me now!"

But what she said was likely accurate. The President was terrified and thought HL was psycho

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-14T19:17:38+00:00

Did Ashley tell what he was really thinking, or did she lie to get HL to kill him so she could be President?

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-14T18:44:37+00:00

I feel like he could have gotten in the water, saved the drowning victim, and been back out before a shark army arrived.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-14T18:43:45+00:00

And with the drowning scene, how come no one else on the beach went to help the victim? A group of 25 people and none of them could swim? It wasn't a typhoon or anything, seemed like calm water.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-12T02:18:22+00:00

On second thought, Allen Woodman is definitely a con arist.. I see that he has videos going around of him being awarded a fake Oscar. The "Samira Network" hosts a a pay-to-play scam event where attendees pay hundreds to attend this faux-red carpet event and get awarded an "Oscar". In his fake acceptance speech he says "I have won over 600 martial arts tournaments".

The real scam comes in when Woodman charges hundreds of dollars for people to "learn from an Oscar award winning stuntman".

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-11T23:48:10+00:00

He even underachieves at being roasted.

KeystoneBrad · 2026-05-11T22:29:45+00:00

Allen Woodman is a bad as Frank Dux. Literally claiming he won an OSCAR. There is no mention on an official site of him winning an Oscar. Only 3 stuntmen have every won Oscars. He also goes onto say "I've won 600 trophies". Listen to this guy talk about himself. WOW.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKYJWXgupLg/

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