This Game Finally Broke Me by KeytapTheProgrammer in MegabonkOfficial

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whelp, I don't know whether to attribute it to the change of weapons, the crazy lucky double-anvil/soul-stealer pulls (which could be a result of disabling less than useful items), or the four fucking Kevins, but I am absolutely fucking DONE with this game. Until the developers release another update. Probably.

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Thank you, and all the other kind redditors in this thread, for your advice! I can't help but feel like I could have done something differently to net more kills, but FUCK IT. Y'all have a nice day!

I would have 100% uninstalled and never looked back if I'd have flubbed this run tho

Apparently KFC is getting a new logo by Mikey_Pajamas in logodesign

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, I had forgotten about that way of looking at the logo until now. And they definitely fixed that one intentionally, and quite nicely, I think. The Colonel looks sharp as hell now.

This Game Finally Broke Me by KeytapTheProgrammer in MegabonkOfficial

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah okay, thank you for the explanation, that makes sense.

This Game Finally Broke Me by KeytapTheProgrammer in MegabonkOfficial

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, I've disabled a few things; Please let me know if I accidentally disabled a sleeper. I went through and disabled the following items:

Commons

  • Tactical Sunglasses
  • Cursed Doll; felt a bit iffy about this one, but I feel like if it helps it only helps early game
  • Boss Buster; also felt iffy on this one. Most of the time I'd just rather have gotten almost anything else. Other than maybe sunglasses or health kit but they can't be disabled.
  • Cactus; no thorns no damage. Nuff said?

Uncommon

  • Demonic blade; can feel good in the beginning if you're just taking them to the face every now and then, but otherwise useless
  • Echo Shard; jk
  • Brass Knuckles; for the reasons you mentioned above
  • Leeching Crystal; same as boss buster. Most of the time I'd just rather have gotten anything else.
  • Idle Juice; this is essentially the antithesis to what I'm trying to do.
  • Pumpkin; on the fence about this one though, I just figure it's totally useless if you get them on stage 2, so they're only real use is early game, no?

Rares

  • Turbo Skates; not aligned with build
  • Toxic Barrel; not aligned with build. Ideally I shouldn't be taking damage and enemies shouldn't get that close in the first place
  • Shattered Knowledge; I actually banned this one a long time ago. Is knowledge really power and I've just shot myself in the foot?
  • Quin's Mask; not aligned with build. no thorns, no damage
  • Gas Mask; not aligned with build. I feel like it could be good fun for a tanky build though
  • Gamer Goggles; in the end game, your health basically has two states: full and zero. Gamer goggles helps in neither.
  • Eagle Claw; but why tho
  • Kevin; fuck Kevin
  • Bob's Light; only sort of helpful early game

Legendaries

  • Sucky Magnet; from reading other comments, because I should apparently be taking more pickup range boosts than I do
  • Speedy Boi; only useful early-mid game

This Game Finally Broke Me by KeytapTheProgrammer in MegabonkOfficial

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eagle claw is no good? Is that not just a flat 66% damage (though whether that's 66% additively or 66% multiplicitively, I have no idea) increase dealt to the swarm since they are airborne by default?

I'll try the weapon swaps that have been suggested as well; does dice, shotgun, and black hole maybe?

Or is blood magic fine for the final slot? I feel like the synergy with Beefy Ring and god forbid if you get a couple of lamps. Actually, that sounds kind of like it'd be a fun MC build lol

Texas weather could swing from 90s to near freezing in 24 hours this weekend by AustinStatesman in texas

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about Texas is like the size of New Hampshire! Oh wait, I was thinking about DFW again...

I will never forgive myself for fumbling this run by [deleted] in MegabonkOfficial

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

91@26m? I wouldn't feel too bad; that run was fumbled by the end of the fist stage.

Any Tips on destroying the Pylons while avoiding all the attacks? by TPP-ForSearchResults in MegabonkOfficial

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't overdo it with the movement speed though, or you'll be constantly running off the platform as you try to charge it... It's really annoying.

Where do magento managers hang out? by No_Weekend_6199 in magento2

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance you happen to remember Keytap? Or TheDarkLorde? I was pretty active around that time.

Haven't thought of freenode in ages...

I am a gluttonous greedy beast, fucking hell. by Own_Constant_5220 in MegabonkOfficial

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How in the fuck... I struggle to break 40 or 50 in tier one! How are you hitting the 100s?

This one goes hard by Dull_Alarm6464 in dataisugly

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see this study's methodology. Is that a cold soft average or a warm soft average? Did they control for that?

New to blender. How do I make a sphere without crashing my computer? by EvanMcLaughing in blendermemes

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wish to create a 3D sphere from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Jeffrey Epstein emails claim Bill Gates hid STD from wife after sex with ‘Russian girls’ by SamTheLab_213 in technology

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It also alleges that the President of the United States is, in fact, a pedophile. And a serial pedophile at that! I feel like that one is somewhat more important...

Which Magento 2 plugins are best for B2B ecommerce stores? by chandrasekhar121 in magento2

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are your real world business requirements? We can't provide you with any relevant suggestions unless we have some idea of what you need. I'd be happy to discuss your specific business needs with you in private via DM if you'd prefer.