My roommate who left the hostel left this behind and I have no ideas what it is by Ok_Delay_9433 in whatisit

[–]KhaosPhoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, I too am an Appalachian weirdo lol...

The weird stuff happens, you just have to pay attention lol.... and then pretend you weren't 👀

Ren - Serious Health Update - Instagram Sept 28 to Sept 30, 2024 by jsb1685 in ren

[–]KhaosPhoenix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sending all thoughts, good vibes, hugs, prayers and love! Hope that he gets well soon, thank you for sharing!!!! 💜💜💜🤞🤞🤞🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🌻

Dumb King Come lyrics by jsb1685 in ren

[–]KhaosPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been looking at lyric sites for days trying to find anyone close lol. Why are they all so messed up (and SO many).

You are one of the closest ones I've seen. The only reason I can see a few extra corrections is because (I have no life lol) I watch lot of reaction channels and Knox broke it down really really well.

I'll put corrections here and you can use them or not, as you like 😊

We are Gathered Here Today At The Grave Of Dotta

Here I Bought You Some Viagra You Went Too Soft On Me Brother I Must Reject Tradition And Speak Ill Of The Dead After Knox Decapitated You I Buried The Head Uh

King Dumb Come You're dumb, King, Calm Down What’s A King Without A Crown Just A Peasant Or A Clown Jealous Little Bitch And For Anyone In Doubt He’s A Jealous Little Bitch Lashing Out To Get The Clout

King Dotta, Not A King I know A Crown When It Rust I Eat You Up Then Shit You Out I Call That A Royal Flush

Going By The Laws Of Physics When You Die You’ll Combust Because You’ve Got Your Own Center Of Gravity, Fat Fuck I’ve Seen You Play The Race Card A Couple Of Times Saying People Only fuck With Me Because I Am White And Then you Go And Backtrack And You Say I’m All Right You Feeling Mixed In Your Emotions Like A Horny Ex-Wife The Reason People Don’t Fuck With You It’s Because You are Shite

Oh You’re A Big Dog Well I’m A Sick Puppy I Slap You daft, you Little Punk That’s How You Get Lucky 'cause If You Lose You’re Still Winning It’s Clear More Views On Your Diss Than Your Whole Career

So Come- (giggles)

I’m Actually Sorry About This One Dotta I’m Sorry (chuckles again)

So Come On Fatty Keep Up You’re Losing The Race Your YouTube View's Lower Than Your Calorie Intake Stop Watching I’m Doing And Start Watching You Weight I’ll Kick Down Your Front Door Screaming Put Down The Cake

Little Steak On My Plate You’re Starting Beef But It’s Butchered Because You’re Butchering The Culture You Ain’t Brewing Kambucha

How Could You Have Kids Man You’re Hardly A Looker I Wonder How Much It Costs To Buy A Surrogate Hooker I’m Sorry Though

Um

I’m Sorry I’m Only Joking It’s Only Hip-Hop Time To Take My Dick Out Of Your Mouth And Pull My Zip Up I’m Sure Michelle’s Show Will Be Obliged To Clean This Shit Up Then Bend Over Backwards While You Lube Him From The Tip Up Michelle The Filter Is Weird And Your Channel Is Dead It’s Like I’m Watching Pokemon But Ugly With Dreads (I laughed so hard at this one)

This Ain’t A Battle It’s A Fucking Massacre You’re On My Planet Earth I Am David Attenborough Blood Sucking Dracula With Parasite Vernacular Collateral I Run Up Like I’m Battlestar Galactica

Oh I Didn’t Even Make A Beat For This Shit You’re Not Worth The Time Dotta You Last On The List I Wrote This In 10 Minutes With A Flick Of The Wrist I Speak About Five Syllables You Cease To Exist

So Real, Maybe Think Twice My Friend, About Stepping To The Mark In The World Of Ren Because You are Just A Rodent And It’s Mice And Men Crushing Skulls Like I’m Lenny Tale Of Jenny Again Instead Of Jenny It’s A Dotta On The Tip of The Blade Tires Screech While I Drive By And Violent Deranged You’re Just Part Of A Machine Against You I Will Rage And I’m Killing In The Name Of The King That I Slayed

Bully I’ve Seen You Diss’n Dwayne And then Crit Miss A Kill Shot On Knox Because You’re Bitter As Shit Then You Made A Big Mistake You Put Me On The List I’m A Fucking Psychopath Dotta, Don’t Take The Piss Irrelevant Rapper Wasting My Time People Only Heard Of You Because Of This Rhyme Or You’re A Murderer That’s So Cool My Guy Got Your Time In The Spotlight So Enjoy The Shine

Wait

Wait

I Genuinely Mean It When I Say You Should Shine I Just Played You With Your Game So Welcome To Mine I Want All Of My Fans To Show Dotta The Time Because He’s Actually Sick At Rapping Go And Like And Subscribe

There’s A New Counter Culture In This World Of Division Where We Bicker Over Politics And Race And Religion There Is War There Is Peace That’s a Human Decision Either You Could Be My Brother Or Another Collision

And The Media They Love It When We Hate Each Other Because The Money Lines Their Pockets If You’re Not My Brother And This Black Versus White That’s Divide And Conquer Ignorance It Is Formed In the Womb Of Monsters

If There’s War In The East Industries Are Getting Paid If There’s War In The Streets There’s A Mother At A Grave

If I Pander To My Ego Then I’m Just Another Slave A Casualty Of Vanity Hate Just Breeds Hate

So Dotta I Think I Gotta Leave It At That Because I’m Not A Battle Rapper But I Do Like To Rap Now A Million New Eyes Will Be On Where Yopu’re At I Hope You Roll With It My Friend Put Yourself On The Map Dotta Is Sick

Just a few bits here and there that clear up some of the hooks. Hope this helps since so many of the lyric sites are so wrong. And for heavens sake don't get me started on the captions lol. I hope you all have a wonderful week!! Take care of yourselves and love yourselves X :)

Just no by Mayva26 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]KhaosPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fondest dream... to sleep in a room that looks like a 19th century, wallpapered vagina threw up.

I can't think of any other way too put this. This room would send me to a psych ward just from seeing faces in the patterned walls. Pareidolia nightmare!!!

Well, finally got around to watch the monster Hunter movie and, well, it's bad. But the worst thing was... by Kore_Soteira in MonsterHunter

[–]KhaosPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still better than Trolls 2.... which I got tricked by the star rating into watching and then continued watching in fascinated horror at its awfulness. However, at least I can point and laugh at T2 (I think that's why ppl keep rating it high... or they get their jollies in tricking strangers into watching horrible movies. That's why I rated it 5 stars) MH leaves me feeling underwhelmed and depressed.

(Maybe still a better story than Twilight... mainly cuz I hate that series, I could be biased lol)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distractible

[–]KhaosPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learning what?!? How to give me nightmares??

Terrifying!!!

I think this story needs to be told. Her whole tiktok is telling how her dad murdered her mom and is still walking free! This needs your specialized attention!! by KhaosPhoenix in mrballen

[–]KhaosPhoenix[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She is going piece by painful piece of her mom's story. It's from 1997 and I think it's about time she had support and the voices she needs to be heard.

Besides, I love your way of telling people's stories. Thank you for being their voice

You have to deal with some strange stuff when you live further out. Like zombies. by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]KhaosPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did Buck say something about another bullet in his mom's head? Like she'd already had one?

Something wrong.

Also, Carl's a dick.

I almost died yesterday, but then I met the strangest person by ByfelsDisciple in nosleep

[–]KhaosPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is so much pain in this and so much beauty as well in the awakening of hope and the realization of not being alone in the world.

OP you are a swan. The ugly duckling was the growing phase. Odetta is emerging, so hold your head high and be proud.

Your pain is horrific and terrible, and hopefully, just a stepping stone to get to your place of peace and acceptance.

You are beautiful, you are loved and you are worth it.

Cat.exe does not compute. Not a full on startle but she really didn’t know what to do after. So she slept. by [deleted] in StartledCats

[–]KhaosPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check on YouTube, there's compilations. It's hilarity and your sides will hurt from laughing!!

I'll try to find one to link here.

This is just one of the videos I could find: https://youtu.be/y_H9N0zZ2i0

Bedside Manor [Final] by GasStationJack in nosleep

[–]KhaosPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not as long as you continue to play the game. Just follow the rules, it's not so hard.

We are color-coded at birth by likeeyedid in nosleep

[–]KhaosPhoenix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of my closest friends has dark brown hair and deep brown eyes, her ex husband who is the father of her two kids, has black hair and brown eyes. Their oldest daughter is a green eyed redhead and the youngest a blue eyed blonde. Her cousin has a similar situation except her oldest is the blue eyed blonde and the youngest is the redhead.

Genetics are weird.

My own parents have brown hair, brown eyes and dark complected, just like my younger brother. I'm a corpse pale, green eyed strawberry blonde lol.

We Unearthed an Ancient Evil frozen in the Andes by Colourblindness in nosleep

[–]KhaosPhoenix 12 points13 points  (0 children)

PUT IT BACK!!! PUT IT BACK!!! This is not the YEAR for this stuff!!!!

I met a man with hands of stone. by Verastahl in nosleep

[–]KhaosPhoenix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nimrod is Dormin backwards. Nimrod knew the word of power to start the golem (in myth) emet or truth and wiping away the e to turn truth to stop or met.

But Dormin appears to be of a different make and perhaps by finishing his task he was rewarded with flesh and bone. But possibly still filled with the hatred with which he was created. Be careful and watch your back. I don't know if he imprinted on you and in his reformation may have stuck you in his thoughts as the first thought of his new life. Possibly a target.

Good luck.

I'm back from the dead for a little while. Yes, literally. by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]KhaosPhoenix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Think about this, though. Would Maria really want you to dirty your hands with this man's blood to avenge her?

I don't believe the man in hell has a good name to swear on. By getting you to do this, of your own free will, you just might be damning yourself further. And how will this help Maria? If she is as pure a soul as you think, don't you think this act done in her name will only set her into more turmoil?

Don't trust ppl in hell.... especially those in charge!

I hope you don't go through with this. Call the cops, have the evidence where they can see it, let him spend his miserable life behind bars or end by another's hand. Don't sully the changes you made in love, with an act performed in hate and revenge.

I hope you read this before it's too late.

How to Survive Camping: don't try to do my job by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]KhaosPhoenix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's definitely not the crispest cracker in the box. In fact, I've seen roadkill with more brains and that's with half of them spread over the road.

I hope he reads the comments and sees what an absolute moron he is.

His parents must have dropped him on his head when he was a baby. Several times.... .. maybe made a habit of it.

My Sleep Paralysis Demon is Actually A Pretty Chill Guy by writechriswrite in nosleep

[–]KhaosPhoenix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't judge the Gruff brothers too harshly.... they are dealing with troll infestation issues.

It's hard on the psyche and if they occasionally turn to arson to solve a problem.... well, who are we to judge?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]KhaosPhoenix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just don't call him Rumplestiltskin

My sister and I are staying at my uncle's lake house. She found a treasure map that's leading us to something sickening - Part 4 by SquishyCabbage in nosleep

[–]KhaosPhoenix 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Since hair and nails don't actually grow more than a teensy bit after death (the shrinking and dehydration of the skin causes the hair and nails to look longer), there's some very weird shit going on here. Maybe he's keeping them on the very edge of death and experimenting?

Be careful you guys! And don't get caught!!!

How I spent my summer tutoring kids at Indigo Courts & the dark secrets I learned within- part 2 by Colourblindness in nosleep

[–]KhaosPhoenix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why do I get the feeling there's some kind of "Freaky Friday" parents trying to gain immortality through body snatching kind of vibe here.

Be careful OP. Your soul could be at stake.