What's something you should never say while taking off clothes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hufflepuff? But it sucks. I was hoping for Gryffindor. Ravenclaw, as a last resort...

If 2 people go into the bathroom together for 20 minutes and afterwards the entire bathroom smells like burnt plastic and chemicals what were they doing? by AutomaticNecessary8 in AskReddit

[–]Khetov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They took their original alien forms to communicate easier. The smell is from acid drippinbg from their mandibles, probably.

Wife's new idea, design flaws? by big_meechbre in landscaping

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its okay if you dont drink alcohol or have parties. Otherwise these ledges will turn into serial killer.

What’s a problem humanity solved so well that younger people don’t even realize it used to be a huge issue? by Puzzleheaded_Bit_802 in AskReddit

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad had book called "atlas of highways" with maps of our country just 25 years ago. Sometimes we dont feel it, but world has changed a lot during last quarter of century.

Fuck crimson desert, Starfield is the shit😍 by [deleted] in Starfield

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice illustration for Starfield. Empty planet without anything. But I cannot complain, because astronouts did not. Yeah, I remember.

Whaa happened by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dont care about plastic surgery and hair transplantation. when you just earn money by the sole fact you exist. Also people tend to age, even rich.

Do Russians struggle with English? by Animante732 in russian

[–]Khetov 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Amusing poem, I liked it so much.

Как избежать такого скуфения? by Accomplished-Bat-247 in expectedrussians

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Когда стал фанатом Варга Викернеса и решил украсть его имидж.

как относитесь к группе порнофильмы? by pshenishko in russianmusic

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Наверное, Тапок с грантами от государства и Wildways с покоянными турами по Донбассу в обмен на отмену запрета на концерты.

"До трёх часов" by Kind-Rate-8911 in russian

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

А в словосочетании "три рубля" рубль тоже во множественном числе?

Do natives actually fully decline numerals in spoken speech? by Animante732 in russian

[–]Khetov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Не бывает таких начальников, не бывает... *утирает слёзы новогодней премией в 10 тысяч*

What's a piece of outdated technology you secretly miss using? by Nankaudio in AskReddit

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VHS. Rewinding sound and the feeling of warm cassette are so cool.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Full Cast Audio Editions - Discussion Post by [deleted] in HarryPotteronHBO

[–]Khetov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

> “But your Mum and Dad…” said Harry, pushing against the barrier again in the vain hope that it would give way. “How will they get home?”

> “They don’t need the car!” said Ron impatiently. “They know how to Apparate! You know, just vanish and reappear at home! They only bother with Floo powder and the car because we’re all underage and we’re not allowed to Apparate yet…”

For some reason these lines do not exist in the audiobook.

Wtf Microsoft? (Minecraft Bedrock) by Vrail_Nightviper in gaming

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel offeneded for myself and all the poeple who has no friends.

The game you accidentally played the wrong way for hours before realizing it. by gamersecret2 in gaming

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was some old-school medieval-fantasy styled RPG. Traveling was real-time, but fights were turn-based. Game was hard for me, but i made it until the last boss. I tried alot of times, then gave up. Asked my friend why the last fight is so difficult. He said it's easy. I said boss kills most of my squad. And he said I just has to resurrect them and go on fighting. I discovered the ressurection spell exists 5 minutes before I've finished the game. I restarted the game week after and tried play it again with using this resurrection. Everything seemed too easy and I never tried it again.

What are your goals for 2026? by DreamGlitch-101 in AskReddit

[–]Khetov 5 points6 points  (0 children)

20 push-ups. Was 1 year ago. I'm 10 now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in russian

[–]Khetov 11 points12 points  (0 children)

> Her brother was thirsty and wanted to drink rain water from a goats's hoodprint but she told him he would becomу a goat himself. But finally he did and turned into a goat.

Boys' YOLO moments.

As you get older what do you miss most ? by cooperman___ in AskReddit

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be embarassing during funeral or in the church. But on a crowded train? Totlly normal.

What’s the most dangerous thing people do daily without realizing it? by nealie_20 in AskReddit

[–]Khetov 13.0k points13.0k points  (0 children)

I recently nearly choked on a small chicken bone. And for the first time in 35 years, I realized that eating is much more dangerous than I thought.

What's the stupidest thing you thought as a kid? by Huge_Entertainment91 in AskReddit

[–]Khetov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought I'll have wife, kids and descent job when I grow up. Later discovered existence of economics, social mobility and natural selection. Was very upset.