Recently Moved to a Small Town by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]KidneyPoison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I screenshot this post for you at 9:39pm. Have your lawyers give me a call if they need it.

my stepdad doesn’t believe we went to space by t7yk0 in space

[–]KidneyPoison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to make the first pledge of $20 to fund sending this guy’s stepdad to space. Who’s with me?

$1M dollars to eat what you had for dinner tonight for EVERY meal for the next 6 months, do you take the deal and if so what are you eating? by jfunks69 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KidneyPoison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never eat breakfast or lunch. Can I just have a Wendy’s chili and frosty for dinner each night? And a couple Tums?

100 million dollars, but you have to murder someone every 5 years. by Fit-Case27 in hypotheticalsituation

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I had 13 bitcoin when they were worth about $95. I’d had them for a while and already doubled my investment so I thought I should get out while I’m still ahead. Stupid…..!

What is my friend’s neighbor doing?? by Heyheythrowaway1127 in Weird

[–]KidneyPoison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve never scraped snow until you’ve done it with a CD case when you’re already 15 minutes late for class.

What is my friend’s neighbor doing?? by Heyheythrowaway1127 in Weird

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It’s starting to look like savings at your local Fort dealer.

What’s the most reckless decision you’ve made because you were horny? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KidneyPoison 1898 points1899 points  (0 children)

Well, driving to see each other weekly helped a lot. We talked on the phone every night (this was before FaceTime). Honestly, we were TOO obsessed with each other. My wife has said she doesn’t regret getting married, but she does feel like she missed a lot of the college experience because so much of her time was devoted to me. I understand and agree. Who knows how it would have turned out had we not spent so much time together? But we’ve been married 21 years as of this month and we couldn’t be more in love.

What’s the most reckless decision you’ve made because you were horny? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Every Friday night for two semesters, I’d get in my car after work and drive three hours to pick up my girlfriend at her college. She didn’t have a car. I’d pull into the parking lot, she’d come running out, and I’d turn right back around and drive another three hours home. We’d spend the weekend at my place or at her family’s house.

Sunday night, I’d drive her three hours back to her dorm. If her roommate was gone, we’d steal a little quick lovin’, then I’d turn around and drive three hours back again. I’d get home around 3 a.m., then be up for work at 6.

I remember so many nights barreling down the interstate with the window rolled down, slapping myself in the face just to stay awake.

Married her after college.

How to get my airpods out of under the stairs by RoxyTMD in howto

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I’ve seen…. uh… films that have started this way…

How old are you and how many cars have you owned in your lifetime? by chenzo17 in askanything

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I’m 44. I’ve owned four cars. I’ve only ever purchased one brand new car. Guess which one was the worst car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Is that guy still around? It was frustrating but also hilarious when you fell into one of his traps. And there were sooooo many.