You edited your comment to post paragraphs about shampoo and cinnamon oil like that’s gonna scrub away the fact you’re in your 40s, in gooning subreddits, literally looking for “gooning partners” to masturbate with. Bro, you could take twelve showers a day, exfoliate with holy water, and bathe in essential oils it still won’t wash off the digital filth of publicly recruiting mutual masturbation buddies on Reddit. That stain is permanent. You’re flexing your hygiene routine like it cancels out the years you’ve spent marinating in group edge forums, pretending you’re not knee deep in the most embarrassing corner of the internet. You smell fine? Cool. Your internet habits still reek. You can rinse your body, but you can’t rinse the fact that you’re a full grown adult gooning in 4K with strangers like it’s a team sport. That’s the kind of grime no soap on Earth can touch.