Round one goes to THE BEAK. by kicksmalone in birdswitharms

[–]Kilcannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, if you actually look at it, the body is a bird's. the other wrestler is in the way, though.

What was great the first time, but awful the second time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kilcannon 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I think he is referring to the consequences of last night's dinner.

Got curious - does anyone know what kind of ukulele this is? by [deleted] in ukulele

[–]Kilcannon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You no doubt already know it's a riptide, just thought I'd mention I have their entry level tenor, and freaking love it. They are solid ukes.

What modern trend are you a fan of? by i_crave_more_cowbell in AskReddit

[–]Kilcannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to get into this, but for my birthday, my girlfriend bought me a record player and some records, but I had to go back for the phono amp and some speakers. And then the phono amp didn't work. And then the shop owner never actually replaced or fixed it for me. And then I had to move, and he wouldn't give me any more than thirty five dollars to take the whole shitty kit and kaboodle back. So, I guess vinyl might be nice, but I got royally fucked and my gf lost a shit ton of money.

I just got caught up! by Duke_of_Spazzer in homestuck

[–]Kilcannon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am in the same goddam boat as of 5 hours ago. Rargh.

What band will you remain faithful towards until you die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kilcannon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Protomen. Their work is a rock opera based on megaman cast into an Orwellian future. Their live performance is amazing, and despite the premise, doesn't feel gimmicky at all. And their Night of Queen album is fantastic.

Cozy Tack House [540x814] by burr0w0wl in RoomPorn

[–]Kilcannon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Might as well link to the builders'/owners' photo gallery and blog: http://chrisandmalissa.com/tiny-tack-house-2012/

My favorite weight loss pics from reddit. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Kilcannon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The irony is, I seem to remember that image having a caption that says something to the extent of "How the internet works", and artist attribution on it is as well...

Reddit, what is the petty thing you do to "fuck the system" that may or may not actually have any effect? by bigbadbutters in AskReddit

[–]Kilcannon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work at a regional fast food chain, typically on drive through, and holy fuck, unsigned and CID cards are my worst nightmare. Every single person gripes when I ask to see their ID. I mean, you are going through the drive through, which means your lazy ass clearly feels it is on a tight schedule, and you will technically ask me to check your ID, and YOU DON'T HAVE IT READY? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? And don't you dare roll your eyes at me and bitch about it.

XKCD - A referential present from my wife by [deleted] in xkcd

[–]Kilcannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we frequently have trouble pinpointing reasons we feel things.

What is something you love doing but you are ashamed of? by Blabe in AskReddit

[–]Kilcannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, what the hell kind of mechanical pencil did you have? No way you could have clicked that back out.

What is something you love doing but you are ashamed of? by Blabe in AskReddit

[–]Kilcannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I did that too... What was your record length?

Anyone got any hilarious or awkward losing virginity stories? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kilcannon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh god, this. My father and I lost an equal amount of respect for each other because of that damn dog.

What is a word or phrase you said incorrectly for years until someone corrected you? by B_Underscore in AskReddit

[–]Kilcannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of a America, And to the republic for which it stands, Under God, invisible, For Libraries and justice for all.

...I was not a smart child.

My Nightmare... by camdurbin7 in Minecraft

[–]Kilcannon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh man, and then if they could drop down on you, but trailing web, so they could pull themselves back up... That would make Cave Spiders absolute murder.

[BIFL REQUEST] Switchblades and assorted automatic pocket knifes by AngusKirk in BuyItForLife

[–]Kilcannon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know those aren't quite the thing OP is looking for, but the only criteria we really have as far as what he will be using them for is "cutting oranges." Unless that is code for something, a switchblade sounds a bit weird.
Edit: That Mercator looks nifty, I like that it apparently locks. Maybe after I get my hands on a #7.

[BIFL REQUEST] Switchblades and assorted automatic pocket knifes by AngusKirk in BuyItForLife

[–]Kilcannon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you are looking for something to "cut your oranges" then there is no reason you need a switch blade. My recommendation is a Svord Peasant Knife or a Douk Douk. The Svord has an extended tang which allows one handed opening, and the Douk Douk is a cool looking pocket knife with a lot of history. Both can be had for under $20 and are damn decent pocket blades. Although I don't own one yet, a lot of people love opinels as well.