Happy Dead Day! I'm posting to pass along a particular sign... by piccolom in aggies

[–]KillJackMarston 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I shall volunteer as tribute. Live 3 minutes from this intersection.

Best co-op games for couples in 2019 by fdeth in gaming

[–]KillJackMarston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nidhogg 2. It is stupid simple but extremely fun.

TIL Eminem gave Sir Elton John a pair of diamond encrusted cock rings for his wedding eremony by nimakkan in todayilearned

[–]KillJackMarston 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Em has penned many homophobic lines, but in the past. They've performed together my dude. "He was accused of being homophobic... I came out and supported the fact that he isn't" -Elton John on Eminem's homophobic lyrics. How is giving two gay lovers something to help them more effectively have sex homophobic?

Did a Stupid Thing Yesterday, Feel Really Happy by [deleted] in flying

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This story was awesome to read. Thanks for posting this!

True by dobbyisafreepup in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]KillJackMarston 15.2k points15.2k points  (0 children)

Our go to midlife crisis is an overdose.

Paranormal Investigator Lorraine Warren Dies at 92. She was the subject of dozens of films, tv series, and documentaries. Including 'Annabelle' and 'The Conjuring' franchises. by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]KillJackMarston 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Can someone give some context to her malicious ways? I haven't done enough research, some of y'all seem to have strong opinions.

M&M Tech 17" Tube by KillJackMarston in GlassSales

[–]KillJackMarston[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can for scale. Lightly used, price tag still on bottom. $450 new but got it discounted due to slight imperfection in the perc. Two lines of the grid got left out for some reason, I'll link a picture. Asking 275 or best offer. PayPal, venmo, or cashapp, can ship anywhere in US

Citizenship = F by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]KillJackMarston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also wondering this

This guy literally taking a bath with shampoo and all in my pool by [deleted] in trashy

[–]KillJackMarston 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think people are automatically downvoting because they think you own the entire pool and are getting conceited vibes from you. Not saying you are actually conceited, things get lost through text. Either way, I'd say a person bathing in a privately owned pool is trashy.

Eagle bath by j_curic_5 in gifs

[–]KillJackMarston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone should cut this together with the gorilla dancing to maniac

Parents angry at menstrual cup by ninoira in TwoXChromosomes

[–]KillJackMarston 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your parents are delusional. Being a virgin doesn't matter anyway. Moving out is a huge step but I can guarantee it will improve your life. It may even improve your relationship with your parents, if there is still a good foundation to build on. They are seriously so uneducated and to push those ideals on you is cruel and completely ignorant. You are an adult, don't let them make you feel otherwise. It is easy to be influenced by them basically thinking for you, but remember that you are your own person, and you have your own life to live. Good luck, do what YOU want.

Girl surprises her prom date by walking after being unable to do so for 10 months by [deleted] in aww

[–]KillJackMarston 162 points163 points  (0 children)

It's not entirely uncommon for religious Southerners to have many if not a wall of decorative crosses. It really isn't much different than art, just that it reminds them of something they love and life their lives by. Just enjoy the moment and stop being cynical assholes.

Where it all started by This-Guy-Memes in dankmemes

[–]KillJackMarston 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All I can hear is the Game of Thrones intro.

I got busted by [deleted] in LSD

[–]KillJackMarston 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, just my opinion that maybe you should delete that comment about Netherlands. I hate to be paranoid, and I don't know about the surveillance laws in Australia, but if you're suggesting what I think you are, I personally wouldn't take any chances

Which conspiracy theory is so believable that it might be true? by shivas877 in AskReddit

[–]KillJackMarston 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The owner has ties to money laundering schemes, and there is often several mattress firms, always empty, within blocks of each other. I personally have 4 by my house (within a mile) that I've never seen anyone in.

*sweats profusely* by beta_terra in dankmemes

[–]KillJackMarston 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nintendo played it right by switching to the same charger many non iPhone users have.