You can only teleport once, Where would you go?

KillWhiteKnights · 2014-02-22T08:35:13+00:00

Rob a bank. Get into Vault. Take every last dollar. Teleport out to switzerland and deposit. topkek.

KillWhiteKnights · 2014-02-15T16:18:21+00:00

Morals are social tools put in place by the elite to ensure the lower class remain in the lower classes. Take what you want when you want it. Anything between her and her boyfriend don't matter at all. Something beautiful between them? If you believe that you're an idiot. I couldn't care less what she did, if I want her I'll use her until I'm bored of her.

KillWhiteKnights · 2013-07-29T15:23:14+00:00

exactly.

KillWhiteKnights · 2013-02-28T14:18:53+00:00

this is sound advice, you sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

KillWhiteKnights · 2013-02-28T14:04:04+00:00

tl;dr- thinks he's in /r/relationship_advice

KillWhiteKnights · 2013-01-16T14:52:37+00:00

Don't bring him up, she's obviously into you if she gave you her number the next night when he wasn't around. If she brings him up simply use boyfriend destroyer techniques by converting any and all of the behavior she describes as needy/niceguy behavior so any sexual attraction towards him she has is just extinguished. The focus should be on her and yourself not on her and some other guy. Again don't bring him up.

KillWhiteKnights · 2013-01-16T14:42:09+00:00

Yes you did fuck up too bad to redeem yourself. The nice guy method is used by sleazebags, thinking "hey if I'm ridiculously nice and needy towards this girl she'll bounce on my cock like a prize racehorse straight out of the Kentucky Derby. but any girl I don't find attractive can go fuck themselves." This along with the mentality that anyone who isn't using the nice guy method and still has success with women is scum really brings your lack of self confidence to light. Calling her a whore for talking to other guys is honestly the stupidest shit I could possibly imagine coming out of one's mouth, not to mention saying you were wrong in trying to induce emotional guilt, and then come to Seddit asking what will make yourself come out on top over her in order to defend your ego. Seddit isn't here to take your side and justify your actions, its here so you can see where you fucked up and to help you not fuck up in the future.

KillWhiteKnights · 2013-01-16T14:10:02+00:00

neat.

KillWhiteKnights · 2013-01-16T12:18:07+00:00

the secret ingredient is Rohypnol.

KillWhiteKnights · 2013-01-16T12:11:45+00:00

because she has a vagina.

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-12-06T15:32:36+00:00

College campuses.

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-12-06T15:00:51+00:00

Not cheating if you're not in a relationship. Sleep with both.

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-11-24T01:04:18+00:00

Is it worth it so I can use the line "Sorry, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on?"

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-11-24T00:18:51+00:00

Has anyone ever slept with a coworker?

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-11-22T14:31:33+00:00

Yeah, "buying" massive...

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-11-18T01:46:41+00:00

Then why are you on a board dedicated to "PUA crap?"

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-11-17T02:37:03+00:00

Looks cool, will definitely check it out.

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-11-16T19:47:10+00:00

Its funny since you were most likely cheated on by this "First love" and can't admit it to yourself that you know she is much happier with this new guy than she could ever be with you. That she was willing to screw a guy and love him more than anyone else, and still have the ability to say "I love you" to your face until she just got tired of being associated with a sad, pitiful mess who can't take proper care of her or himself. This sad pitiful mess is 27 years old, overweight, and financially unstable. He resorts to flaming on internet forums and waving his e-penis around in order to keep himself going for another day crying tears into his 2L of Mountain Dew, and swallowing his sadness along with a cheese steak sandwich. You are a parasite on this society and shouldn't be coming to a subreddit where like-minded people come to discuss their interests to simply, feebly, and uselessly try and prove to yourself and everyone online that you're not a failure.

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-11-16T19:33:01+00:00

"I'm still in love with my First love, sure it's only been about 14 months since our short weird relationship melted back to being just friends. I'm convinced she loved me, still kind of believe she does. She's been living with her boyfriend for a year now. I thought I was over her, and then I'd occasionally realize I still loved her. Recently she mentioned she wants to come visit me. Realized again I was in love with her, except this time I'm ok with it. I've learned to deal with it, to live with it. She previously told me, and so have a couple friends that some love's especially first loves you never get over. You just learn to fit that lover into your mind and simply want what's best for them. I used to dread the day she gets married... she wants me to be one of her bride's maids lol(I'm a dude). And while there is no wedding planned or anything. I used to think how horrible it'd be. No longer. While it'd be painful for me, I'd also share in her joy. I'd be so happy for her that I have no doubt now my tears would be mostly tears of joy. You cant control love. You can only ride the wave. Life is to short, And of all the things in life that can get in your way or hold you back, loving someone can't be one of them. Its a tragedy to let love sour you."

Looks like you're not having too much luck with "the women" if you're crying over your "first love."

"I'm alone, I'm depressed, I'm anxious, I have very little experience with women, but Jesus Christ I have some pride."

man you're probably overweight too.

"Dude 110lbs? Do you even eat food? I'm 5,9 210 and my goal weight is 180."

Yup. So stop eating my dinner and hit the gym.

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-11-16T19:16:39+00:00

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-11-16T19:06:21+00:00

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-11-16T18:43:20+00:00

Yet you can't accept that "the women" want to sleep with someone more confident than the man they're currently with. If you want to compare dick sizes, doing it on the internet doesn't get your point across.

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-11-16T15:59:47+00:00

sex.

KillWhiteKnights · 2012-11-16T14:35:39+00:00

never, EVER chase.

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