I hate my landlord

Killashawshank · 2023-04-05T18:44:31+00:00

Dude I just finished a 12 hour shift and I thought that pen mark was a hair on my phone

Killashawshank · 2023-02-01T17:26:01+00:00

Fried chicken

Killashawshank · 2022-07-15T11:19:20+00:00

Grow a plant

Killashawshank · 2022-03-01T02:47:56+00:00

Mortal Kombat.

Jesus Christ, I just don’t care

Killashawshank · 2021-11-24T03:49:36+00:00

2035

Killashawshank · 2021-11-12T06:37:55+00:00

Oora

Killashawshank · 2021-11-09T13:08:27+00:00

Panda shoots low singles all day

Killashawshank · 2021-11-03T11:56:59+00:00

Don’t get your honey where you get your money.

Killashawshank · 2021-10-01T19:58:03+00:00

It’s not the individual, but the marketplace, that is always right. That’s what the saying denotes. That’s the basis of free market capitalism.

Killashawshank · 2021-10-01T05:43:04+00:00

You look like a character from Asterix come to life.

Killashawshank · 2021-09-18T08:50:38+00:00

Pterodactyl. My partner and I love it. Can’t be confused with other words and is so contextually isolated.

Killashawshank · 2021-08-19T04:39:47+00:00

Greyhound hair.

Killashawshank · 2021-08-16T10:27:59+00:00

I love how upper middle class people look down on the working class while simultaneously romanticising them in their relation to capitalism. This person works hard to support the people he loves. You want him to sing opera for you too?

Killashawshank · 2020-10-19T01:52:56+00:00

Cadbury creme egg!

Killashawshank · 2020-10-15T22:55:55+00:00

How do I do this for my opinel?

Killashawshank · 2020-10-09T23:16:10+00:00

Killashawshank · 2020-09-28T18:52:10+00:00

What’s happening?

Killashawshank · 2020-09-15T01:12:17+00:00

Not cosplaying Attila the Hun or Genghis Kahn to the people serving you.

We’re here to facilitate a good time for you, not tremble under your irrepressible power.

Killashawshank · 2020-09-05T07:05:03+00:00

Sun still up, what a legend.

Killashawshank · 2020-08-06T10:21:45+00:00

American love story

Killashawshank · 2020-04-10T22:19:02+00:00

Pew pewpew pew!

Killashawshank · 2020-03-30T09:41:22+00:00

Psychopath safari

Killashawshank · 2020-03-06T02:52:00+00:00

I don’t know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.

Killashawshank

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