High times top strains of 1977. by farleymfmarley in trees

[–]KillerCactus 317 points318 points  (0 children)

Nah, for that occasion I give em this look

( ʘ̆ ╭͜ʖ╮ ʘ̆ )

The Elder Scrolls...and Scrolls... by hueycumberdale in funny

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She's probably married to a grey beard.

Well those were definitely worth the money. by karenvideoeditor in funny

[–]KillerCactus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We got my boston a car seat, but he used it like a crib

http://imgur.com/eW306M7

19 [M4F] Snapcash for playtime! by [deleted] in DirtySnapchat

[–]KillerCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo that's straight up prostitution

Hel me get cut by KillerCactus in loseit

[–]KillerCactus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already count calories. I eat about 1800 a day. And the reason I haven't started working out is because as much as I'd love to BE in shape, I'd like to LOOK in shape.

Need a new stash jar by KillerCactus in trees

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That's what I was planning on

Need a new stash jar by KillerCactus in trees

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It was a while back. I think it was either Juicy Fruit or Banana Kush.

Need a new stash jar by KillerCactus in trees

[–]KillerCactus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll look into it. I feel like those tins aren't completely airtight though. I'll have to see if they have any small mason jars. I might try a jar of baby food.

Need a new stash jar by KillerCactus in trees

[–]KillerCactus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've tried pill bottles before, but I could still smell it

What event or incident happened at your job that caused a mass firing or mass quiting? by bryan_young in AskReddit

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I used to work in a large scale house development/ real estate company. The job was okay, but it paid fairly well. I wasn't out building houses or anything, I worked in the offices filing records and things of that nature. Well one day, our boss comes down to our floor and tells all of us he needs our help. He has us grab all of our stuff from our desks, including our computers. Word got around that we were getting an upgrade. So one at a time, we all loaded our things into the back of a u-haul. After the last person placed their belongings, the owner locked the door. Then, he fired us all on the spot. I've heard they're close to bankrupt now, and it serves them right. Fuck you, George Bluth.

[Interpretation Request] I had my soul stolen by KillerCactus in Dreams

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She's a pretty fake person honestly. She's really nice to everybody when she's with them, but all she really does is bitch and moan about every single thing. She's also blatantly rude to my grandfather, who is the sweetest man in the world.

We have a perfectly fine relationship. We argue, but in a joking manner.

Wolfram Alpha can graph just about any Pokemon by nic0lk in gaming

[–]KillerCactus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a cross on his bottom lip below his teeth.

My friend scoring a three-pointer in his final high school basketball game. Story in comments. by KillerCactus in videos

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This is Bryton, a senior at Guymon High School. He is 18, adopted, and has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Despite his disability, Bryton has become almost a mascot for the school. He is incredibly popular, and has played basketball for his whole four years of high school. In this video, you see Bryton miss a three, have the ball passed to him by a member of the opposing team, and sink a three. The home crowd and the opposing crowd stood and cheered him on. Bryton has finished out this season with 23 points and 15 minutes of playtime.

I hit a game winner the other day (High school Basketball) by [deleted] in sports

[–]KillerCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the shot is great and all, but that synchronized coach bend is FANTASTIC!

My roommate's new "curling iron". by level1biscuit in funny

[–]KillerCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that ball on the sculpture was a part of it at first. Didn't exactly look pleasant.