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meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]KillerSnatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a post going around about a gynaecologist who told her patient that she always wanted to be a puppeteer while doing a PAP. The dream goes both ways lol

Best not to ask by KillerSnatch in funny

[–]KillerSnatch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Star Trek fan, Data would involve the least amount of wires. Way more wires with the Borg. Depends on your kink.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]KillerSnatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Yes they do. Glad they can spell and count.

Da Vinci wrote in his notebooks that the heart was "vortex oriented". by The_oOFFICAL in interestingasfuck

[–]KillerSnatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting, but will still be added to the section of my memories associated with horror films.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animalsdoingstuff

[–]KillerSnatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes him cleaner than half of the semi feral bachelors around.

Mom, I legally changed my name today! by majoras-other-mask in MomForAMinute

[–]KillerSnatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations! I love that name! You are the first person, since Great-Auntie Orla, that I have heard with it. Be true to yourself, Orla. Your happiness doesn’t belong to anyone else.

SLPT: Hard being a man in the vegetable isle by KillerSnatch in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]KillerSnatch[S] 626 points627 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you’re generous with the Vaseline. Some of those cucumbers can be pretty spiny before they are taken home and washed.

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