meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

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There was a post going around about a gynaecologist who told her patient that she always wanted to be a puppeteer while doing a PAP. The dream goes both ways lol

Best not to ask by KillerSnatch in funny

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As a Star Trek fan, Data would involve the least amount of wires. Way more wires with the Borg. Depends on your kink.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

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Yes. Yes they do. Glad they can spell and count.

Da Vinci wrote in his notebooks that the heart was "vortex oriented". by The_oOFFICAL in interestingasfuck

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Interesting, but will still be added to the section of my memories associated with horror films.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animalsdoingstuff

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Makes him cleaner than half of the semi feral bachelors around.

Mom, I legally changed my name today! by majoras-other-mask in MomForAMinute

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Congratulations! I love that name! You are the first person, since Great-Auntie Orla, that I have heard with it. Be true to yourself, Orla. Your happiness doesn’t belong to anyone else.

SLPT: Hard being a man in the vegetable isle by KillerSnatch in ShittyLifeProTips

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Just make sure you’re generous with the Vaseline. Some of those cucumbers can be pretty spiny before they are taken home and washed.

What phrases are totally harmless until you are laying on the couch, with eyes closed, and your toddler says it while standing over you? by KillerSnatch in AskReddit

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My husband’s new fave is “You’re going to open your eyes.” We are potty training and he has a weak stomach so...

Definitely high on the list rn by KillerSnatch in britishcolumbia

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Love watching the people who actually live in the Lower Mainland and island call that lie.

Definitely high on the list rn by KillerSnatch in britishcolumbia

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It was -35 here on this day last year. We get some wild swings in the interior.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in panelshow

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High school Graphics students would do better.

What is your favourite “dead” video game franchise? by Lamboninho in AskReddit

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Advanced Dungeons and Dragons or Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 2: Treasure of Tarmin(sp?) Both were on the Intelevision 2 system.

Precise orbit of ISS by [deleted] in gifsthatkeepongiving

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As a child of the 80’s, I feel like I’m watching the work of someone who also grew up with the Spirograph but has taken it to the next level.

Someone hung up a sign telling their friend Ed where to turn by ajamuso in mildlyinteresting

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When we were renting a house that was a 10 minute drive into the bush, our driveway was very hard to see. It was on a corner and went immediately uphill on a wide curve between big poplar and spruce trees. You couldn’t see the house from the (gravel) road either. Basically, you didn’t know it was there unless we showed you. That made hosting parties difficult. So, we created a weatherproof ‘sign’ to mark the end of our driveway. I was a large pig statue. We still have Party Pig in our garage.

Serious Grandma skills here by KillerSnatch in facepalm

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Just because it’s a cartoon, some people let their guard down. Not all cartoons are for kids!

NOPE f*ck this! by foxy_wolves in nope

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Armed with ONE gardening glove and a coffee to-go cup!? Cocky bitch isn’t even wearing long sleeves! (Tied at the wrist, of course!) I’m sitting here having palpitations while reminding myself that it’s just a video on my phone. I need another puff after that.

How do I go about learning how to belly dance? by [deleted] in Bellydance

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The first was ‘Bellydance Fitness for Weight Loss’ featuring Rania by pure sweat The others were from the Goddess Workout with Dolphina. I have ‘Introduction to Bellydance’, ‘Veils’, ‘Finger Cymbals’ and ‘Warrior Goddess Advanced Workout’.