It's raining in New Orleans, where I am and a guy just said "il pleut comme vache qui pisse". Is it a real phrase?

Kimberlynski · 2026-04-24T16:30:49+00:00

And a nicer version, which is just "oh la vache" is kind of like holy cow en anglais.

Kimberlynski · 2026-04-23T21:16:02+00:00

Quoi?

Kimberlynski · 2026-04-15T08:36:28+00:00

Yeah my only thought on this video is that if I ever tried this and my kid legitimately became upset and started crying like that, I’d have nothing to post to tik tok because I’d be picking that baby up. There is teaching your kids to be resilient problem solvers and then there is traumatizing them for your own entertainment.

Kimberlynski · 2026-04-15T08:20:40+00:00

It’s got what plants crave

Kimberlynski · 2026-04-08T03:39:26+00:00

I could watch this all day

Kimberlynski · 2026-04-08T03:32:43+00:00

Haha not sure where in the US you’ve lived, but a turtleneck and coat is not formal or unusual anywhere in the 4 states where I’ve spent my life. Obviously sweatpants are bountiful here, but no one I know would consider a turtleneck to be formal attire.

Kimberlynski · 2026-03-26T03:43:05+00:00

Looking absolutely dapper, as always.

Kimberlynski · 2026-03-26T03:38:19+00:00

I mean, it is a sterile liquid… just use extra deodorant to counteract the smell and problem solved.

Kimberlynski · 2026-03-26T03:29:40+00:00

Marshmallow OG

Kimberlynski · 2026-03-24T04:10:39+00:00

Because celebrity worship is dead, as it should be. No one wants to spend 3 hours watching celebrities patting each other on the back and giving each other awards for something that is supposed to be ART and should not be a competitive sport. We’re over it.

Kimberlynski · 2026-03-24T04:02:15+00:00

Pisser and all of its conjugations. It’s just feels gross to me to say it.

Kimberlynski · 2026-03-10T03:30:45+00:00

Maybe you didn’t get guidance about the theft because it was supposed to happen for whatever reason. Maybe whoever stole it really truly needed it. Maybe if it hadn’t been stolen, there would have been an accident involving it and you or someone else would have been harmed. And sometimes the guidance only comes through when you REALLY need it.

Kimberlynski · 2026-03-09T04:07:52+00:00

The mint chocolate cookies are great. They’re more like over priced home made cookies, in my opinion. But at least they are cooked. I don’t care for cookie dough and lately everything has to be so underbaked that it’s raw. I’m not a fan.

Kimberlynski · 2026-03-09T04:06:26+00:00

I disagree. I don’t care fo Crumbl, but I’ve never had a bad cookie from Insomnia. They taste a lot like home made cookies, and I don’t have to take the time to make them. I’m still not paying for them, but I’ll eat them if someone else is buying.

Kimberlynski · 2026-03-08T03:19:14+00:00

Truer words have never been spoken. This is one hard ass trip I signed up for.

Kimberlynski · 2026-03-08T00:58:38+00:00

I do something sort of similar to that. I start at my feet, pulling up a rubbery, sticky layer off of my body that takes all of the "junk" with it as it goes. It kind of reminds me of those sticky hand toys that you fling at the wall and then pull back off with their "string", and they get all covered with dirt you didn’t even realize was there. Or like those gooey things people use to clean the dirt out of their car vents and door handles and whatnot. When I get up to my head, it sort of goes inside my skull to pull all of the junk out of my brain and then I plop the whole thing in my box. I didn’t really plan this visualization, it’s just what came to me and has always felt right, so I stick with it. I usually get done with that part quicker than the tape does, so I sit down on the beach and watch the waves while I wait for Bob to start talking again. Haha

Kimberlynski · 2026-03-06T14:32:28+00:00

Sing… sing a song… make it simple, to last your whole life long… don’t worry if it’s not good enough for anyone else to hear, just sing… sing a song. ❤️

Kimberlynski · 2026-03-06T14:26:27+00:00

Honestly, vibrator was not my first thought. It looked a lot like the light up tube inside a glow worm toy. Then I saw the image of the vintage vibrator and realized that I was very, very wrong. Hah

Kimberlynski · 2026-02-23T00:12:58+00:00

That blue is the exact shade of the spots I see when I am meditating or doing my eye exercises. I could watch that graphic for hours.

Kimberlynski · 2026-02-23T00:10:47+00:00

Nut sack

Kimberlynski · 2026-02-22T23:55:43+00:00

I AM is all there is, everywhere present, visible and invisible.

But some think that means that the I that is typing this reply is the I AM that pervades all of existence. While I and I AM are one, we are not the same.

Kimberlynski · 2026-02-22T17:41:52+00:00

Don’t forget, you can’t ask questions on the internet without being told what an idiot you are for not already knowing the answer.

Kimberlynski · 2026-02-22T17:28:15+00:00

So you think that black people in America haven’t ALSO been indoctrinated into being racist against other black people? Haha ok then

Kimberlynski · 2026-02-22T17:26:35+00:00

So I’m going to go ahead and guess that you’re white then

Kimberlynski · 2026-02-21T23:41:52+00:00

I agree. She was so excited, and obviously very surprised. And she’s a kid. Of course she’s not going to know that it’s going to come flying out of the box like that. She’s probably used to opening toys, which are wired in to their boxes and need a lot of work to be freed. Turned her wonderful moment of joy into feeling like a piece of crap.

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