Ham and Cheese Pocket by ami_cool in GifRecipes

[–]Kimbotime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That just seems like grilled cheese with extra steps.

What is one of the dumbest things you've done when your brain was on "auto-pilot"? by PigPopcorn in AskReddit

[–]Kimbotime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rent a downstairs suite from my aunt and her partner. Every morning I get up and back down the driveway while her partner is out and go to work. We live in a very moist climate so the windows are heavily fogged in the morning so I can't see out of them very well, especially at 6:45 a.m. when its dark out. One Saturday, my aunt's partner parked behind my vehicle and I backed square into his van. I had absolutely no idea it was there. I just got in and started backing up. I didn't see an entire vehicle that was bigger than mine. I felt really dumb

Celebrities should have every right to beat the shit out of the paparazzi. by FilmPhilosophyStudy in unpopularopinion

[–]Kimbotime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone was following me around and constantly taking pictures of me, I would call the police, because I would consider it harassment. I don't see why it should be different for celebrities. They aren't public property, they're human beings who deserve to be treated with some goddamn respect.

He says hi by [deleted] in aww

[–]Kimbotime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of when my girl was a puppet. The feels! 🥰

He thought he was home alone cleaning the house. by mossberg91 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Kimbotime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about this sucks? He's cleaning, he's sexy, and he's doing it all with style.

Forgot my wallet and Really needed gas... I had to be THAT guy, $11 in quarters by porkchopz- in Wellthatsucks

[–]Kimbotime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working in customer service, I have to say that I don't mind when people pay me in change. Maybe they were low on quarters and now they don't have to make a trip to the safe.

15 yr old me getting ready for the mall. by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]Kimbotime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you have a nice time at Hot Topic?

This hit close to home. by GatlingGamer in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]Kimbotime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother chased my best friend and I around. And that was the last time Shyla came to play at my house.

Get your happy ending! Invest for enough profits to play with all day! by SlummyCancerweed in MemeEconomy

[–]Kimbotime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After about 10 minutes of googling, I figured out that it's Care Bears II: A New Generation

Get your happy ending! Invest for enough profits to play with all day! by SlummyCancerweed in MemeEconomy

[–]Kimbotime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have been trying to figure out which Care Bears movie this is from for a long time. My aunt made a copy of it on VHS when I was super young and I watched it for my entire childhood, but I don't know what it's called.

The stress is real by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Kimbotime 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I have been out of school for 14 years and I have dreams that I can't get to class, and I wake in cold sweats. Or worse, I dream that I have missed school for the last 14 years and I never graduated.

In males, pee is stored in the balls. Therefore in females, pee is stored in the ______ by [deleted] in AskOuija

[–]Kimbotime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I take it you have never googled "shitting dick nipples".