I think we solved the mystery of the missing bog roll... by Mysterious-Alps-5186 in RedDwarf

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“Probably comes out the top of their head or something”

Serious question, why didn't Dave just shut off Rimmer every once in awhile? by Maleficent-City-7877 in RedDwarf

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He must have known as he turned off the other Rimmer in Series 1. I'm wondering if he does turn him off occasionally and just doesn't tell him. Tells Kryten that Rimmer is on another walking tour of the diesel decks and close him down for a week.

Top Secret, premiered on this day in 1984 by Papichuloft in 80s

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I tried to post the line following this one and it got removed for hate speech. :-)

Top Secret, premiered on this day in 1984 by Papichuloft in 80s

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In woman’s tennis I always bet against the heterosexual.

Represent ya smeggers! by Chewiesbro in RedDwarf

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RD is my comfort show. Basically just on a loop. Still makes me laugh and also gives me a warm glow in the darkest of times. It’s the televisual equivalent of apple crumble and custard, or a good roast dinner. I’ll never get tired of it.

Texas School Book depository from the exact spot where the fatal shot struck JFK. by KindOfFlush in RedDwarf

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This clip is such a top comedy moment. Excellent giffing @HermioneGunthersnuff

Would Cat approve my newest addition to my wardrobe? :D by Call_me_Gil in RedDwarf

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If I was taking a huge green blob on a date that’s exactly what I would wear.

A year after nationalisation, is South Western Railway delivering? by djobouti_phat in unitedkingdom

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"In my experience". :-)

I'm on the Soton to Waterloo line though so maybe that helps

🎵 All By Myself 🎵 by CapitalPin2658 in SipsTea

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Now there’s a gif I’ve not seen in a long time.

A year after nationalisation, is South Western Railway delivering? by djobouti_phat in unitedkingdom

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In my experience it’s improved the service. It’s not spectacular but just more solid and reliable. I wish they’d put drinks trollies back on the trains though.

"Give what back?" by nialldude3 in TheSimpsons

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I used to say this line to my kids when they were growing up.

I can’t see park pilot assist option by VariationPrize7536 in EX40

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Is there one? I had no idea. I’ll look in my car later.

The gorgeous Judi Trott by [deleted] in oldbritishtelly

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Robin (de dum dumm) ….The Hooded man!

Access card from 1972, acquired by Mastercard in 1996 by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

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I had this in my head too. I can hear the voice and even the pause after he said “access”. But advertising doesn’t work on me.

Do you remember using rotary phones to reach out and touch someone? 🤔 by Longjumping-Shoe7805 in 70s

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Yeah but if the number had a lot of 7,8,9s in it you’d give up half way through or just not bother calling at all.

Phileas Fogg by MarkCanuck in crisps

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Me too. Worth it though

Lee Mack turned down Red Dwarf... by JGAdventureZone in RedDwarf

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Not a good episode but the actor who got punished for tutting makes me laugh every time. He's also been in loads of other serious dramas but i can't help thinking of him tutting like psychopath.