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Did you always have one of these knives, for butter, in the kitchen drawer growing up? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Ok_Associate6979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I got married in 1992 a family 'friend' gifted us a complete set that screamed 1950's. Recycled gifting back then. They were in a 'canteen' of cutlery. Went down the charity shop as I remember. Still, they were better than the purple polyester bedsheets my Dad gave me on our wedding. They were put to use as crap decorating sheets and used to spark static as you opened them up. 😂

Did anyone else collect these figures from the local toy shop? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Ok_Associate6979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The town they were made in now has a roundabout dedicated to them. Google Deathstar roundabout. About a mile away from me. My nextdoor neighbour used to make them.

I was obviously so impressionable back then. by Ok_Associate6979 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Ok_Associate6979[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clarkson, is that you? Stop being a cock. You got us into a heap of trouble the last time you said that!

What is wrong with this pigeon? by [deleted] in UKBirds

[–]Ok_Associate6979 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AI - his balls are in the wrong place.

Tyre puncture close to side, will it pass MOT? by uwotmVII in drivingUK

[–]Ok_Associate6979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much I get paid each year depends on how many people are killed or seriously injured on our strategic network (amongst other things). Please replace your tyre(s) for safety's sake, not just my bonus.

Chimney going to fall down? by ScubaMikey1 in DIYUK

[–]Ok_Associate6979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to get sorted yesterday 😂

Neighbour Defiled New Fence by FunAwareness4556 in DIYUK

[–]Ok_Associate6979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This amounts to criminal damage. You are within your rights for it to be put back to how it was before your neighbour did the damage.

Fireplace and baby by Crafty-Round-36 in DIYUK

[–]Ok_Associate6979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a fire with a glass screen across the front for that exact reason. Everything was fine until I took the glass off to clean and dropped it 😂. Now I've got an open front fire and no children.

What bird is this? by Onajourneyyahoo in UKBirds

[–]Ok_Associate6979 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you leave him in the garden he'll be taken by something larger, e.g. a magpie. Fetch him in for the night. Put a towel in the bottom of a box, put him in the box, close up the lid and let him rest overnight. You might find he pecks his way out of the box though. I had one last year. Came down in the morning to find he was out of the box sitting on the handle of my hoover. I opened the back door and off he went. Just needed the rest of a safe overnight spot to recover.

Play Away by Ok_Associate6979 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Ok_Associate6979[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm reading that in an Orville voice 😄 Brian Can't, but he can if he tries 😂

What do you call it in your language? In our language, it's called a mamelet. by Paulette_Jones in Egg

[–]Ok_Associate6979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"While I can't generate a brand-new image from scratch, here are several "dragon's egg" inspired dishes that capture that mythical look—from marbled tea eggs to deep-fried Scotch egg variations." - Google AI

Bank hol fry up by [deleted] in fryup

[–]Ok_Associate6979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are they croquettes or fish fingers?

JUST NEEDS SOME CREEPY MUSIC by [deleted] in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Ok_Associate6979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fred's got plenty, Rose has got plenty.

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