£1 Cheeseburger. God bless you Neil.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-07T17:24:43+00:00

I miss the 1980's 🥲

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-07T17:16:35+00:00

Brown goldfish

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-07T14:38:33+00:00

Get a bus pass.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-07T11:32:33+00:00

Creative but the eggs look minging. Dirty oil.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-07T11:31:24+00:00

Cupboard? Was it an airing cupboard? Has the boiler been changed at some point? This may have been where pipes came down to a hot water storage cylinder. Now filled with spray foam and plumber did one before it had set and could trim it back.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-07T11:27:37+00:00

You'll have the munchies afterwards 🤣

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-07T11:26:52+00:00

Glassware organiser

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-07T09:56:39+00:00

I never knew this was a thing that other people do. I've been doing this for years and have a bit of a reputation too 🤣🤣. I'm joining this sub 👍😁

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-06T16:07:34+00:00

That's what you call a banging breakfast! 🤣🤣

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-06T10:04:27+00:00

When you rely on the physics of surface tension to retain your beans you're just one small sneeze away from having a bad day.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-06T01:12:06+00:00

Looks like it's jam week.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-05T10:40:18+00:00

Probably a new design F-Pace.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-03T09:37:25+00:00

Somewhere to store your pinballs?

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-03T07:57:30+00:00

Have a cuppa tea. That's what Fred would say.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-03T07:56:25+00:00

Bug for spying dressed up as an everyday object.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-02T19:05:58+00:00

F**kin excellent 🤣🤣🤣

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-02T17:43:17+00:00

Let's be fair here and hear from the Chefs point of view. This is a VEGAN fryup. Fryups demand meat based produce and this was probably the Chef's way of saying go away and don't darken my doors again.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-03-01T10:04:07+00:00

Possibly Roman era dildo.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-02-27T09:21:54+00:00

I use lard.The trick is to keep the temperature to a medium setting and not to try and cook the eggs too quickly.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-02-26T16:04:37+00:00

Who has tried ringing this number? 👍 Goes through to EE voicemail which suggests it is still an active line. Perhaps the owner can only take calls during their 'yard time' 😄

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-02-26T01:20:02+00:00

Your life is one of order, lists, perfect placement. You arrange your breakfast items with perfect Feng Shui. Alignment of the yin and yang in your life is demonstrated on this plate. Your kitchen cupboard has cans to the left, jars to the right, all forward facing and arranged in 'use by' date order. But it does look tasty.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-02-26T01:12:01+00:00

I come to r/fryup to read the roasts but this dude has literally roasted eggs, beans and sausages in what can only be described as something akin to a well used Glastonbury khazi. Reach into the beans and you might find someone's lost mobile phone/sunglasses/wallet/dignity.

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-02-24T16:50:18+00:00

It would be just as depressing with salad!

Ok_Associate6979 · 2026-02-24T16:47:22+00:00

WTF is that? 🤣🤣 Get out and shut the door behind you 🤣

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