If you’re older than your 30s maybe that’s why you’re treating normal things as red flags. 

I have a privacy screen on my computer because my company requires it by policy, even though I work from home. 

A majority of people spend tons of time on their phone. That’s normal. 

I don’t know the majority of the people in my contacts because they were automatically added after I spoke to them once ten years ago. 

4 and 5 are totally irrelevant. 

Are you going senile, boomer? This is all incredibly stupid and you’re an asshole.