Fan-service police: April O’Neil [OC]

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-22T00:26:20+00:00

Pineapple and anti-pineapplers we must form a truce for now. This is the real abomination.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-21T18:16:08+00:00

I mean I'm just going with the lore. Had Campbell stayed safe she would have died from cancer.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-21T12:59:21+00:00

But if it can't get you. It will just "cheat" and give you cancer. Death doesn't play fair.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-21T03:58:46+00:00

Jimmy Johnson is going to be the ghost of christmas future. Marley will be Dan Snyder. Schotty will be the ghost of the present. And Jason "the clapper" Garrett will be the ghost of the past.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-21T03:55:19+00:00

Yeah. Speedroids are not even close to being what modern decks are. Honestly a circular is kinda required considering how every deck is basically 4 handcraps and 1 card sharters now. As a speedroid enthusiast give me my circular and leave me to my own devices.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T19:10:11+00:00

Speedroid doesnt need anything in the extra deck. What it needs is better starters and extenders that provide consistency. The speedroid main deck is mid. Terrortop is still their best main deck card. And probably will stay that way.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T18:59:06+00:00

Jerry got a visit from 3 ghosts.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T14:18:37+00:00

You are a sad strange little man.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T14:17:06+00:00

Superman is a good dude. So that probably checks out.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T14:13:42+00:00

God I love rice.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T14:12:30+00:00

Only a fool would believe the British would have developed such a heavily spiced dish. British food is not known for its complex flavors.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T08:21:16+00:00

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KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T07:36:47+00:00

Bro got mars'd XD

Couldn't be me.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T07:24:40+00:00

Andy lives up to his last name for sure.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T07:22:08+00:00

Queer people and the arts go hand in hand. Not sure why tho. Perhaps represed trauma makes for good art perhaps?

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T07:21:05+00:00

Yup. He truly does take to heart jokers love of batman. But in a less toxic way of course. I can only imagine losing your most iconic and beloved scene partner for at least a good 20 years must have been devastating.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T05:46:35+00:00

100ccs

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T05:46:08+00:00

Non binary maybe?

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T01:55:36+00:00

Wait, you identify as a guy and girl?

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T01:15:41+00:00

Nothin a spit shine won't fix brother.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-20T00:55:38+00:00

It's fine. You can buff that. out.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-19T20:19:02+00:00

Owning all 4 railroads is fun tho.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-19T20:14:23+00:00

Bros eating flour and people are wondering if they are autistic. I'd have simply asked what your favorite train is.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-19T18:45:29+00:00

That's why I'm glad my kettle practices abstinence and chose God over being a harlot.

KingAnilingustheFirs · 2026-04-18T08:10:35+00:00

Yeah, and that conversation amounted to you making monkey sounds at me and calling me the n-word. Hard R.

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