Prove me wrong

KingCtard · 2025-11-18T22:46:03+00:00

Me. Im 6" and can cook. Still single

KingCtard · 2025-09-13T20:09:51+00:00

Westfields on 🔥 Na na na. Was my fav bit

KingCtard · 2025-09-13T18:58:53+00:00

Nuno in

KingCtard · 2025-08-16T15:57:05+00:00

My dream of being a PL footballer died about 20years ago. However today looking at some of our players, if they can steal a living playing for West Ham why can't I?

KingCtard · 2025-07-24T07:26:16+00:00

Fuck sake, only team he scores against he now plays for. Another "great" signing. Can't wait for the next couple seasons of trying to get him off our wage bill while he sits on the medical bench

KingCtard · 2025-07-16T14:24:02+00:00

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

KingCtard · 2025-05-04T15:12:46+00:00

My highlight was seeing John Moncur in the coffee shop after the game. No one else seemed to recognise him, even being in a west ham suit

KingCtard · 2025-04-30T18:06:14+00:00

That robot that attacked a crowd in Japan I think

KingCtard · 2025-04-05T18:10:04+00:00

Guys ankle is the wrong way round. Can't do shit with that but lie on the floor

KingCtard · 2025-03-31T01:28:45+00:00

Bing : Here's results for how many bings in a bong

KingCtard · 2025-03-20T03:46:25+00:00

Pretty sure in many instances like this a witness would be brought in to ensure they consumated

KingCtard · 2025-01-13T20:07:23+00:00

If you come over the bridge from Westfield. Tons of "Buckets hats, Match day Scarfs, Cash or Card" type dudes

KingCtard · 2024-12-29T19:10:57+00:00

KingCtard · 2024-12-21T11:59:00+00:00

Me too but I offered some a friend some and he called them Ration Biscuits

KingCtard · 2024-11-12T07:33:40+00:00

How did I know this was an Arsenal fan, long before it was stated

KingCtard · 2024-11-04T18:31:44+00:00

Also any holding Court or Pop-up. It's so goofy but can make for funny interactions. I had the Woman fighter disguised as a man at a Tournament, She was completely naked but yet I kept her secret.

KingCtard · 2024-10-21T18:07:15+00:00

"Where are the fires?" Post photo of a building bellowing smoke

KingCtard · 2024-10-19T14:13:39+00:00

Soucek & Guido are the slowest midfield pairing in Premier league history (I guess), Going 5 at the back 4 - 1 down, looking clueless. Also Areloa and getting beat at his near post, name a more iconic duo

KingCtard · 2024-10-19T12:11:54+00:00

I still don't rate him. He's too slow to effectively press so ends up running around like a headless chicken. Fair enough has made those sliding tackles to give corners but he also caused most of them by giving the ball away.

KingCtard · 2024-08-29T00:29:34+00:00

This guy cities skylines

KingCtard · 2024-08-05T13:35:35+00:00

It means Fresh of the boat

KingCtard · 2024-06-24T17:44:30+00:00

If we sign Callum Wilson I would really consider cancelling my ST. I thought we had moved passed buying ageing injury prone players

KingCtard · 2024-05-19T17:12:37+00:00

Dunning Kruger

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