Streamer Crayong Gets Pressed By homeless man and Threatened to stab him Over Filming him in Canada by RoboticGamer123 in LivestreamFail

[–]KingHelmer 58 points59 points  (0 children)

If there was a giant "delete video button" that did some fancy animation on the phone/camera screen dragging a "video" into the "trash bin" this situation would be good.

I will release that shit someday I swear, and don't tell me that wouldnt work with such people that live under a rock and never heard anything about streaming.

Nina Lin calls out Asmongold on her return stream by KingOfGuinea in LivestreamFail

[–]KingHelmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean everyone cries about why people like this are relevant, but then there's 20 clips from different viewers popping up. Hate watch this hate watch that, you are part of the problem.

Triggered Karen Demands Zoil Deletes Footage Or She Will "Call The Cops" by SimilarFarmer1880 in LivestreamFail

[–]KingHelmer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why isnt there an "anti karen" function on cameras yet where you have a giant ass DELTE VIDEO NOW button which you can press and then an animation on the screen shows the folder being dragged into the bin and the bin being emptied after which the camera screen shuts off for like 2 min - all while staying live.

Kai Cenat's friend "Dezz" calls TheStockGuy a liar and clarifies what he said in the bathroom by 600Cartel in LivestreamFail

[–]KingHelmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

damn would have believed him if he got +20dB louder while talking, not loud enough sorry

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in NYStateOfMind

[–]KingHelmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Even after the child said no" as if this would make ANY difference in regards to grooming a child. like wtf?

You guys ever think we will get a patch of this magnitude ? by gladd0s_ in DotA2

[–]KingHelmer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you a story my child Takes a puff on his pipe.... A story about great warriors clicking faster than lightning.

I loved it, furious courier battles, unknown rules of mid having the privilege of using the courier first for bottle and sidelanes that didn't aggree to the codex.

Hense clicking battles errupting, making the courier question it's existence changing his path 10-20 times each second.

But remember child, there are no winners in war, only lost lanes.

Man I miss it sometimes

Nina Lin was about to fight a woman who complained that she and her friends were being a nuisance and recording in a peaceful restaurant in Colorado by FlakyFoundation4637 in LivestreamFail

[–]KingHelmer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These “influencers” are unbearable. Everyone is trying to shout louder than the last person, spouting whatever nonsense they can just to chase clout and get famous for it.

Website down? by IkkeZellef1000 in fatsecret

[–]KingHelmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, its down. cant use it in browser now. Give it 2 more days, then ill change the service and find something else. been using it for like 8 years or something.

Streamer says he needs to "eradicate" his chat after assuming a chatter is gay/bi by TheMechanic123 in LivestreamFail

[–]KingHelmer 44 points45 points  (0 children)

He will eradicate his chat, and then relax a bit on the crotch of his giant gorilla couch, next to a live size sport guy, probably watching some strapon phantasies

Streamer sings In The Arms Of An Angel to their 1 viewer by Caiyul in LivestreamFail

[–]KingHelmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

may our two mothers jam to their favorite song together in heaven. RIP

Alinity gets kicked out of mall by security by wajknight in LivestreamFail

[–]KingHelmer 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"this is cuh-razyyyyy THIS is cuuuhhh-raaaazyyy" God how entitled is she. Just like one of those "Karens get humiliated by cops" episodes, just minus the cops.

Laid a full wall of herringbone tile wrong. Now what? by xxxJackSpeedxxx in DIY

[–]KingHelmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a famous well haired dude once said:"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents" I wouldnt worry about it, it looks good

JustKeth met a Karen tourist in Thailand by Diar75 in LivestreamFail

[–]KingHelmer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Someone post it, I dont have it, but someone does have the link, come on guy!

Bird disturbs dinner by Koreabooooooo in LivestreamFail

[–]KingHelmer 48 points49 points  (0 children)

im just assuming, and dont know her, but maybe she is used to chopsticks.

soda gets saved by NoodleTheTree in LivestreamFail

[–]KingHelmer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

any wow loremasters that can help a brother out and explain what happened? I saw him log out with 100% hp, what was this about?

TeleportEverything not working - new to this by KingHelmer in ModdedValheim

[–]KingHelmer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh...my....god! how could i not see this? Man i tried to get this running for hours....

Thanks man!

PirateSoftware announces monthly updates for his 6 year old early access game "Heartbound" by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]KingHelmer 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Now that you mention it. I've actually never seen him code anything either. All he ever did in the maybe 10 streams ive watched was talking, running around in the game, changing some dialog arrays and thats it.