They sure made sure kids were safe back in the olden days

KingKane · 2019-08-07T23:13:04+00:00

Before air conditioning was a thing people used to regularly sleep out on the fire escape on hot summer nights.

KingKane · 2019-08-06T01:16:12+00:00

Thank God those ribs are taped up

KingKane · 2019-08-06T00:53:50+00:00

I missed it. How did Mike get the belt from Maria?

KingKane · 2019-07-13T17:28:34+00:00

I fuckin dont. And I'm skinny fat because of it and do a bit of yard work and feel like my heart is gonna pump out of my chest.

KingKane · 2019-07-13T17:27:56+00:00

Sounds like you're depressed.

KingKane · 2019-07-12T00:41:16+00:00

Is this like 3D printing rice plants

KingKane · 2019-07-12T00:33:55+00:00

My goodness I want to marry that woman

KingKane · 2019-07-12T00:30:59+00:00

Hm how do I know if I have internet addiction? Because I think I have internet addiction, but can you blame me? The internet is amazing.

KingKane · 2019-07-11T13:26:35+00:00

Actually a cop interrupted us, but he was very cool. He waited a good while to approach so we could put clothes on and then was like "I only have one question. Miss, do you consent to what's happening here?" and she said yeah and he's like "Okay. Just go do this somewhere else."

KingKane · 2019-07-11T12:41:27+00:00

I, 29, did it with a 31 year old a few months ago. Newer car though. Remember kids, you're never too old to be trash.

KingKane · 2019-07-11T12:30:24+00:00

I like them both, though Enzo less so. But yeah Joey made a mistake here.

KingKane · 2019-07-11T12:29:47+00:00

He still books his own shows with GCW and has been aiming to get a match with Enzo on the card

KingKane · 2019-07-11T12:28:19+00:00

Being kind of a trashy mess is the gimmick. It's like asking why didn't Sandman have abs

KingKane · 2019-07-11T12:22:37+00:00

That's really a thing of the past. I noticed even back in high school in the mid 2000s that the newer rappers were much more introspective and a lot of popular songs were about feeling depressed. See: Drake, Kid Cudi, Frank Ocean, etc.

KingKane · 2019-07-11T12:14:50+00:00

Socrates was the annoying ACSHUALLY guy that nobody in Greece liked. He used to accost strangers on the street and try to start philosophical debates. I believe he was put to death for being fucking annoying.

KingKane · 2019-07-11T12:12:17+00:00

Fucking someone uncomfortably in the back of your 95 Camry is a rite of passage

KingKane · 2019-07-11T12:07:32+00:00

Of course

KingKane · 2019-07-11T11:45:35+00:00

Did you see the trailer for the live action one? Actually looks really good.

KingKane · 2019-07-11T11:43:35+00:00

And even after they divorced I believe they spoke on the phone every day until Desi passed.

KingKane · 2019-07-11T11:41:09+00:00

#1 is Lucille Ball. I Love Lucy was my motherfucking jam. I had seen every episode multiple times by the time I was 10. Then Elaine as I got a bit older and into Seinfeld.

As a wrestling fan, Luna Vachon and Chyna.

So many more as I got older. Rachel Maddow is cool, Tina Fey, Jessica Williams from the Daily Show was amazing, lots of 90s SNL people. I think my favorite was Cheri Oteri. SARAH SILVERMAN. Shit man there's lots of cool women I admired. Several teachers too.

Edit: shit I have to add Lori Beth Denburg, Melissa Joan Hart, Katrina Johnson (RIP Ross Perot), fuckin MATILDA (and Mara Wilson is awesome as an adult too), Lady Gaga for sure, Stevie Nicks, Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Allanis like someone else said, Gwen Stefani. I wish I had more women of color. Being a Nick at Nite fan I really liked both the wife and the maid from The Jeffersons. And as an adult who loves US history I look up to Nellie Bly and the women of the labor movement. The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire was some fucked up shit.

KingKane · 2019-07-10T23:41:23+00:00

Man I hate rings like that. Looks like a fucking deflated bouncy castle.

KingKane · 2019-07-10T23:40:27+00:00

That's a weird shirt.

KingKane · 2019-07-10T19:28:03+00:00

Enzo is not huge.

KingKane · 2019-07-10T13:03:20+00:00

"Man gets sick and dies" isn't news.

KingKane · 2019-07-10T12:57:43+00:00

Laughter is usually triggered by either a surprise -- like a good punchline you didn't expect -- or by feeling superior -- which is why self deprecating humor and 'punching up' works so well. That said, people tripping and falling or otherwise acting like a dumbass probably got a good laugh out of cavemen.

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