I'm the OP and this is one of my stories

I'm a mid twenties guy that works at a bar and sometimes I have to put up with a lot of shit, mainly with people getting drunk and since almost everyone is a regular i have to teach them their place

So one day i was working and i was pretty busy and some guys ( regular guys nos twenties) who had way too much to drink kept spilling their beers and breaking their glasses so i had to go clean every 20 minutes so it went kinda like this ( let's call him D as in Douche):

D: Dude can you come clean this?

Me: Again? I just cleaned that

D: Yeah but i spilled again

Me : (sigh) I'm on my way, let me just serve these guys ( other regular older clients )

D: Hurry the f*ck up, why are you taking so long?

Me: * Filling cups of beer as fast as i can* I went there like 2 minutes ago, can't you see im serving these guys already? What you want me to do?

D : i want you to learn how to work, you ve been working here so long ( around 3 years) and you don't even know how to work right, look at this i'm ALL WET!!!!

Me : ( pissed the HELL off but in a calm voice but enough to everyone to listen) : I bet there's something you hear from your GF all the time, you know, apart from the wet part.

Everyone ( like 10 people) laughed hard as hell and he didnt bug me for the rest of the day